Code Now, Cry Later

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Code Now, Cry Later

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The duality of a programmer's existence in one perfect meme. Taking notes? That's for people who think they'll actually read them again. Meanwhile, the true coding warriors just slam their keyboards, write incomprehensible code at 2AM, and trust their future self to figure it out with nothing but cryptic variable names and zero comments. The confidence is breathtaking. The hubris is magnificent. The inevitable Stack Overflow search three weeks later when you have no idea what your own code does? Priceless.

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