Code Now, Cry Later

Content Doug Mataconis dmataconis That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works. 5. An orchestra of 120 players takes 40 minutes to play Beethoven's gth Symphony. How long would it take for 60 players to play the symphony? Let P be number of players and T the time playing. 5:06 PM 09 Oct 17

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Ah, the legendary "setTimeout Sort" algorithm. Efficiency: O(whenever JavaScript feels like it). The code loops through an array and uses setTimeout to log each value with the item itself as the delay. So smaller numbers appear first in the console, creating an "accidental" sorting mechanism that relies entirely on the browser's timer queue. It's like asking your intern to sort papers by throwing them in the air and picking them up in whatever order they land. Somehow it worked this time, but don't tell your senior dev.

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HONEY, THE DRAMA! 💅 Look at this absolute MASTERPIECE of developer self-sabotage! In the span of SIX ENTIRE MINUTES, this poor soul went from "I'm so smart, let me delete this useless src directory" to "OH DEAR GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!" The sheer AUDACITY of deleting something only to frantically re-add it moments later is the most relatable coding tragedy since semicolons were invented. This isn't just a commit - it's a whole therapy session in two lines! The eternal question remains: was this a stroke of genius or just... *gestures wildly* whatever THIS is? I'm literally DYING at how this captures the essence of every developer's existential crisis in git form!

Content A What does the variable var p mean? player B: position D: particle part