The Real Programming Ratio

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The Real Programming Ratio

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The sliver of lime green representing "writing new code" versus the massive navy blue pie slice of "debugging" isn't a chart—it's a documentary of my life. That brief moment of productivity when you write 10 lines of fresh code, followed by the 8-hour descent into madness trying to figure out why your semicolon is causing a nuclear meltdown in production. The ratio is so accurate it hurts. Just another Tuesday.

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