The Leap Year Betrayal

The duality of agile development in its purest form. During sprint planning, you're a majestic lion roaring confidently: "We'll implement the entire authentication system, refactor the database, AND add three new features!" Two weeks later at the retrospective, you're that derpy lion meme mumbling "So... we managed to fix one button and it only breaks in Safari sometimes." The circle of sprint life continues, and nobody learns a thing.

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What you're witnessing is the digital equivalent of rehearsing a conversation in the shower. This AI is having an existential crisis over how to respond to a simple greeting, overthinking every social nuance like it's defusing a bomb. Six seconds of computational anxiety just to say "Hi" back. Honestly, more relatable than most of my human interactions.

Junior dev: "Is it normal that the codebase is so difficult to work in?" Senior dev: *stares into the void with thousand-yard gaze* "Years of tight deadlines, changing requirements, and revolving door of developers creates this beautiful disaster. Successful software either dies a hero or lives long enough to become legacy code that you'll maintain until retirement." The brutal truth no CS degree prepares you for: technical debt is the REAL company debt. Your inheritance won't be wealth—it'll be 15-year-old spaghetti code with comments like "TODO: fix this before release" from 2009.

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