Like Programming In Bash

Spending 30 minutes writing a script to automate a 5-minute task is the hill I'll proudly die on. Sure, I could just do the damn thing, but where's the elegance in that? The cosmic irony of programming: we'd rather spend 6x longer building the automation than actually doing the work. It's not laziness—it's "future-proofing." And yes, I know I'll never run that script again. But what if I did ? Checkmate.

OMG, the TRAUMA of watching someone install Arch Linux! 😱 You might as well ask me to sit through a 12-hour documentary on paint drying! Arch installation is basically a relationship TEST - if you can survive watching your partner type 500 commands, manually configure every single system component, and troubleshoot cryptic error messages that might as well be written in ancient Sumerian, you're basically ready for marriage. The sheer AUDACITY of asking someone to witness this digital self-flagellation! No wonder she's running for the hills! Even Linux enthusiasts draw the line somewhere, and apparently it's at "watching someone else's Arch installation nightmare unfold in real-time." Hard pass! 💅

The eternal struggle of Vim users - seeking divine intervention just to exit the damn editor. This AI-generated biblical verse perfectly captures the desperation of countless developers trapped in Vim's clutches. The sacred command :q! might as well be written on stone tablets at this point. Salvation comes not through prayer, but through the holy combination of Escape and those blessed keystrokes. Thousands of developers are still wandering in the wilderness of Vim to this day, their terminal windows open for all eternity because they never discovered this sacred knowledge.

Jumping into DevOps without Linux fundamentals is like trying to swallow those giant horse pills without water. Trust me, I've watched countless "Docker experts" crash and burn because they couldn't troubleshoot a basic shell script. The title "Also Git" is perfect - because Git is another one of those deceptively simple tools that will absolutely wreck your week when something goes wrong. Nothing quite like the cold sweat of a botched rebase on production code at 2AM. Been there, broken that.

BEHOLD! The TRANSFORMATION that occurs when you type ping skribbl.io in PowerShell! Suddenly you're not just checking server status - you're a CYBER DEMIGOD with glowing peripherals and the confidence of someone who just prevented World War III by confirming their drawing game is operational! The DRAMA of waiting for those millisecond response times! The SUSPENSE! Will you be able to play pictionary tonight or will your evening be UTTERLY DESTROYED? The sheer POWER you feel when those packets come back successful is more intoxicating than any energy drink could ever be!

The programmer's paradox in all its glory! This is the hill we die on - spending 5 hours writing a script to automate a 5-minute task, then celebrating like we've discovered time travel. The best part? We'll probably never need to do that task again, making our automation masterpiece completely useless. But hey, it's not about efficiency—it's about the principle of never doing manually what could be catastrophically over-engineered instead. This is the way.