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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Programming truth Memes

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Yes

Programming Devops Git Debugging Testing
1 day ago 181.3K views 0 shares
Yes
The iceberg of software development. That tiny tip poking above the waterline? That's what makes it into the standup meeting. The massive frozen mountain of despair below? That's debugging why the CI/CD pipeline failed at 3 AM, refactoring legacy code that predates your birth, attending meetings about meetings, explaining to management why you can't "just add a button," writing documentation nobody will read, fixing merge conflicts, optimizing queries that shouldn't exist, and contemplating career changes while waiting for npm install to finish. But sure, tell me again how you "just write code all day."

The Real Programming Ratio

Debugging Programming Testing
8 months ago 166.9K views 0 shares
The Real Programming Ratio
The sliver of lime green representing "writing new code" versus the massive navy blue pie slice of "debugging" isn't a chart—it's a documentary of my life. That brief moment of productivity when you write 10 lines of fresh code, followed by the 8-hour descent into madness trying to figure out why your semicolon is causing a nuclear meltdown in production. The ratio is so accurate it hurts. Just another Tuesday.

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