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Content Your code gives error Oh it's just a syntax error at line 126 Your code doesn't have 126 lines imailip.com Panik Kalm Panik

The traffic light is barely hanging on by a thread, but the red light still works. Just like that production code you wrote at 2am with 17 nested if-statements and no comments. Sure, it looks like it might collapse at any moment, but the client only cares that it stops traffic... I mean, prevents runtime errors. Ship it.

The programming paradigm hierarchy in its natural habitat! Data-oriented folks stand tall and proud at the top of the food chain. Object-oriented programmers cling desperately to the middle ground, while those return-oriented programmers... well, they're basically just lurking in the shadows waiting to exploit buffer overflows and hijack execution flow. The secret fourth paradigm not pictured: functional programmers who are too busy explaining monads to fit in the frame.

That moment when your IDE suggests three different solutions to the same problem and your brain short-circuits trying to decide. The cat's wide-eyed panic perfectly captures the existential dread of realizing you've spent 3 hours in a recursive nightmare of your own creation. Pro tip: if you're staring at your code like this, it's probably time to take a walk... or switch careers to cat photography.

The AUDACITY of this man declaring he'll remove 1.8 MILLION lines of spaghetti code like he's some divine code savior! 💀 Listen, honey, that legacy codebase has survived THREE team leads, FOURTEEN coffee machines, and approximately NINE THOUSAND deployments. It's not code at this point—it's an archaeological treasure that belongs in a museum! The new guy swaggering in with his refactoring dreams is about to learn that those tangled monstrosities are load-bearing nightmares holding the entire system together by sheer willpower and duct tape. Good luck explaining to clients why their precious features suddenly "took a vacation" because you thought you understood what that 2013 uncommented function was doing!

Content C Closed miku-chan03 opened this issue on 18 Oct 2017 2 comments miku-chan03 commented on 18 Oct 2017 Contributor Hi 1 fixie wixied the JSON-api fucksy wucksie!!! pp I repwaced the Prototypes. func wiff a more -streamlined- kawaii Pwototypiee. funkywunks object that make the JS go sooper dooper fast!! XD starts twerking Can u pwease merge my pwull wequest senpai?!! UwU gaearon commented on 19 Oct 2017 Contributor what in the name of fuck G gaearon closed this permanently on 19 Oct 2017