Just Ignore And Try Again Later ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The evolution of a developer's naming conventions is a journey of madness. First, we start with the basic Sample.json - clean, simple, forgettable. Then we graduate to Customer_Request_Sample.json when we briefly remember documentation matters. But the final form? json.json - the naming equivalent of giving up completely while somehow making it worse. It's that special moment when you've stared at your code for so long that your brain has completely JSON-ified and you've lost all ability to create meaningful identifiers. The file extension IS the filename now. Checkmate, future me who needs to find this file!

The sacred moment when a junior dev somehow fixes a production bug without touching the legacy code that everyone's afraid to modify. Senior devs aren't even mad—they're impressed. That feeling when you solve a problem without creating seven new ones is the closest thing to divinity in software engineering. The "we happy?" question is basically corporate speak for "did you manage not to break our fragile house of cards?"

The one thing AI can do that humans can't: admit they're wrong without having an existential crisis first. After 15 years in tech, I've seen senior devs argue for hours defending broken code rather than just say "oops, my bad." Meanwhile, AI is over here like "You caught me! Let me fix that!" with zero ego damage. Maybe the real singularity isn't when machines get smarter than us, but when they get more emotionally mature.

The holy trinity of database emptiness! While they all technically mean "no value," each head has its own personality. NIL is the goofy legacy value from languages like LISP, NULL is the serious SQL standard that strikes fear in JOIN operations everywhere, and NONE is Python's laid-back approach to nothingness. The three-headed dragon perfectly captures how developers must constantly wrestle with different representations of "nothing" depending on their language or database. And the best part? They're all equally capable of destroying your code with a single unexpected appearance! Bonus points if you've ever spent hours debugging only to find a NULL where you expected an empty string.

The startup dev experience in one image! That moment when you realize you're not just writing code—you're also the DevOps engineer, QA tester, product manager, and somehow also handling customer support tickets. Nothing says "we're scaling fast" like having one developer frantically juggling the entire tech stack while the founders are busy pitching to VCs. The mythical "full-stack" developer finally revealed: it's just one sleep-deprived person with 17 different Slack channels open and an IV drip of espresso.

THE ULTIMATE DEVELOPER INCEPTION! 🤯 This poor soul is asking Twitter to find someone to ping Aman in Slack... while their IDE is LITERALLY telling them to ping Aman in Slack! It's like asking someone for directions while standing directly under a giant neon sign with an arrow pointing to your destination. The cosmic irony of technology professionals who can debug complex systems but somehow miss the BLAZING OBVIOUS error message right in front of their face. We've all been there—staring at our screens for hours only to realize the solution was screaming at us the entire time. The digital equivalent of looking for your glasses while wearing them!