Do Not Try This At Office

The EXISTENTIAL CRISIS of staring at your IDE like a possessed donkey while waiting for autocomplete to kick in! That semicolon might as well be the holy grail, and you're just DYING to hit TAB and move on with your life. But nooooo, your cursor is frozen in time like your career prospects, forcing you to experience each millisecond as an eternity. The sheer AGONY of modern development - reduced to begging technology to finish your punctuation while your soul leaves your body!