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Taste Of Your Own Medicine

Taste Of Your Own Medicine
The classic developer dismissal cycle in its natural habitat. First dev smugly declares "sounds like a skill issue tbh" - the universal code for "your problem is you, not the code." Two weeks later, karma strikes when they hit the exact same wall and suddenly it's "wait no it doesn't work for me either." Nothing humbles a programmer faster than having to eat their own snarky comments when facing the same bug they previously mocked. The circle of dev life is complete.

The Karma Of Code: What Goes Around Compiles Around

The Karma Of Code: What Goes Around Compiles Around
The perfect karma loop: we write garbage code, feed it to AI, then act shocked when AI spits garbage back at us. It's like teaching a parrot all your worst swear words and then being offended when it curses at your in-laws. The AI didn't invent bad code—it just holds up a mirror to our collective coding sins. Next time you're cursing at GitHub Copilot's suggestions, remember: that monstrosity is built on the foundation of your stackoverflow copy-paste crimes.

Copilot's Revenge: The AI Knows What You Did Last Summer

Copilot's Revenge: The AI Knows What You Did Last Summer
Garbage in, garbage out has never been more relevant. GitHub's Copilot learned from millions of repos, including your spaghetti code with 27 nested if-statements and variables named 'temp1', 'temp2', and 'finalForRealThisTime'. Now AI is suggesting the same atrocities back to you. It's karma in digital form - the technical debt you've been accumulating for years is finally sending you an invoice.

The Great Cake Day Massacre

The Great Cake Day Massacre
THE GRAVEYARD OF CAKE DAY WISHES! 💀 Sweet merciful heavens, we're witnessing a MASSACRE of deleted comments, each one marked with that innocent little cake emoji! It's like watching the digital equivalent of a horror movie where everyone who says "Happy Birthday" gets OBLITERATED by the Reddit moderation gods! Those poor souls thought they were spreading joy, but instead got their comments [removed] faster than unused variables in production code! The thread is LITERALLY NOTHING BUT TOMBSTONES of well-wishers! The irony is so thick you could frost a cake with it!

Let He Who Is Without Sin

Let He Who Is Without Sin
The perfect representation of code review karma. First you're all high and mighty, pointing out bugs in someone's date converter. Then you see their conditional statement with zero-indexed months and suddenly you're face-down in shame because your code has the exact same off-by-one errors. The universe has a way of humbling developers right after they get cocky about someone else's bugs. That condition if(MONTH==0&&DAY==0){MONTH=11;DAY=31}; is exactly why we can't have nice things in programming. And also why we drink.