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Ah, the digital equivalent of pulling the pin on a grenade and hugging it. This beautiful C# method finds every executable file on every drive in your system and launches them simultaneously. Perfect for when you want your computer to experience what it feels like to have a panic attack. The method name "LaunchAllExes" is just so refreshingly honest - like naming your self-destruct button "MakeEverythingExplode". Whoever wrote this probably also keeps their passwords in a file called "definitely_not_passwords.txt".

Content Candidates when the online interviewer asks to keep their hands visible during the entire 2 hours call to avoid ChatGPT usage.

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When your CS professor says "implement a sorting algorithm" but you've got an OpenAI API key and zero shame. This dev just created the world's most expensive sorting function by literally asking GPT-4 to be a sorting algorithm! Sure, it works—but imagine burning through API credits to sort [42, 3, 99, 7, 13] when a simple Array.sort() would do the trick. The true innovation here is maximizing both latency AND cost while solving a problem that was figured out decades ago. Congratulations, you've invented O(API) complexity—where the limiting factor is your credit card limit!