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Ah, Russian Roulette for your Windows machine. A 1 in 6 chance of deleting System32, the digital equivalent of shooting yourself in the motherboard. The creepy anime character's smile says it all - they've seen many a developer's soul leave their body after running this script. Pro tip: Always keep your resume updated when playing with random number generators and system directories.

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An AI trained on StackOverflow responses would indeed be the most passive-aggressive assistant ever created. It would have a PhD in telling you your question is a duplicate of something posted in 2011, suggest you should have read the documentation that doesn't exist, and occasionally remind you that what you're trying to do is "trivial." The only thing missing is the ability to close your real-life problems as "off-topic."

That magnificent dragon app you've been architecting in your head for six months? Yeah, it somehow shipped as the Chrome dinosaur game. The gap between our grand technical visions and what we actually manage to implement is the most reliable constant in software development. Still counts as a finished project though, right? Just tell the stakeholders it's "an elegant solution optimized for resource constraints."