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Content HOW IT STARTED: Elon Musk elonmusk The duty of a leader is to serve their people, not for the people to serve them 3:01 PM Feb 11, 2022 - Twitter for iPhone HOW IT'S GOING: L'Chat BlackOverflow 13h Replying to elonmusk Me when I hold my work visa employees hostage for a 2am photo op so I can make it look like I'm totally doing the coding and stuff 483 17 1,314 39 123 18,106

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The fastest way to financial ruin? Not crypto, not NFTs, but enabling max mode in your cursor. For the uninitiated, max mode in editors like Vim or Emacs gives your cursor superpowers—and by superpowers, I mean the ability to absolutely demolish your codebase with a single keystroke. One minute you're editing a config file, the next you've deleted half your project because your pinky finger twitched. It's basically playing code Russian roulette with all chambers loaded.

Someone finally decided to apply software engineering best practices to a criminal investigation. Converting a list to a set for O(1) lookup time? Chef's kiss. Nothing says "we're serious about justice" quite like eliminating duplicate entries with a simple data structure swap. I can just imagine the meeting: "Detective, we need to search through thousands of names!" "Have you tried... deduplication?" "Brilliant! Promote this person immediately!" The real question is whether they're using a HashSet or a TreeSet. Performance matters when you're fighting crime, people. Also, did nobody think to normalize the data before storing it? Guess they didn't have a DBA on the investigative team.

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