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SOFTWARE ENGINEER CHEAT SHEET Source: TheCooperReview.com It’s a non-trivia amount of work This is a temporary solution I’II be finished by Monday That’s funny Do you want it done fast or do you want it done right? Just file a bug won’t be able to copy and paste This is a permanent solution I won’t tell you which Monday literally hate you It will be neither I have no idea what you’re saying right now That’s an expansion forgot you needed that feature of scope We can’t test that I’ll just put it behind a flag for now Ican’t realistically estimate that I don’t think users will care about that This is an Alpha release This is a Beta release I’ll add that to the backlog We are focusing on high priority fixes only We can but we won’t It will never ship I don’t know how estimates work have dinner reservations at 8 It doesn’t work We fixed a lot of bugs but it still doesn’t work I’m hoping you’ll forget about it I’m going to go take a nap