Let's Call The Unit Tests Without The Parameter Always Present In The Use Case

Unit tests Edge cases Production bugs Test coverage Defensive programming Code quality Test driven development Software development

Testing Devops Programming Debugging

7 months ago 264,350 views 0 shares

Let's Call The Unit Tests Without The Parameter Always Present In The Use Case

testing-memes, unit-tests-memes, edge-cases-memes, production-bugs-memes, test-coverage-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Ah yes, the classic "my tests pass in isolation" syndrome. The soldier in camo is proudly directing deadly weapons away from the sleeping person, congratulating himself on his amazing unit tests. Meanwhile, production code is getting absolutely shredded by edge cases that the tests never bothered to check for. Sure, your function works great when you pass it exactly what you expect... shame users don't read your mind and follow your undocumented assumptions.

More Like This

Testing In Prod

Testing

1 year ago 17.5K views 0 shares

testingInProd | testing-memes, test-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content 1 t your fare Ticket base data info: A one way (a 'single") ticket for the date shown on ticket and valid for travel now. ANY PERMITTED LONDON NOT INCL. UNDEReD. Day Single 6.30 EST - DO NOT USE E 9999.95 : Day Single - DO NOT USE 15.40 9999.95 Your Selection

How are you rescuing the Princess?

Testing Javascript Programming Java Linux

3 years ago 187.1K views 0 shares

How are you rescuing the Princess? | programming-memes, javascript-memes, java-memes, program-memes, node-memes, git-memes, version-memes, production-memes, language-memes, framework-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content GO THE PRINCESS! HOW TO SAVE THE PRINCESS BY togg USING 8 PROGRAMMING Goon SquAD LANGUAGES A FRAME WORT YOU HAVE A LIBRARY FOR A PASTIE YOU RESCUE THE WARDROBE S EVEKYTHING HAS EVER EATEN... DOINCESS- CHARGE YOU HAVE C YoU SPEND HoURS TRYING TO EXPRESS THE ENTIRE RESCUE IN A SINCIS YOU GIVE UP AND TO STACKOVERFLOW DONE SKEET YoU OUCKIN DEPLOY rue recons LOADED TWO OF THE CASTIF YOU HAVE LISP LAVE WE DAN'T EREEINC PASS PITORS RINCESCE We AIRcAN LAve SMeAr FeFF PRINCESSES COINCESS YoU HAVE PASCAL THEN VOU CO FOR DOINg a FORGET ABOU CASTIE S RESCUE YoU LAVE duO Van TrAve MART VIRKUS '16 togal

Lol

Testing Debugging

3 years ago 37.6K views 0 shares

lol | code-memes, error-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content When you stare at your code for 2 hours and you finally get a different error

Desperate for late night cs homework help

Testing Microsoft Javascript Programming Debugging

4 years ago 132.3K views 0 shares

Desperate for late night cs homework help | program-memes, try-memes, loc-memes, version-memes, visual studio-memes, string-memes, list-memes, error-memes, microsoft-memes, mac-memes, console-memes, cs-memes, binary-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Pics? 2:56am What sort? 2:56am What sort of pics usually get sent at 3am? ;) 2:59am 'std::basicstringchar,std: :chartraitschar,std: :allocatorchar ascarcoasic scraneschar scarechan the argumen 1c:Juserskjmacsourcereposconsoleapplication1consoleapplication1consoleapplicationi.cpp(Es):errorC2679:binary": operator found which takes a right-hand operand of type 'std::string or there is no acceptable conversion 1c: program files (X86)microsoft visual studio 2017community vc toolsmsvc14.14.26428includestring(2483): note scarrallocacorsuchart. 1c: program files (x86) microsoft visual studio2017communityctools msvc14.14.26428includexstring (2478) Stat:basic stringwchar t std: :chartraitswchart stat:allocator astartoasic strinewchar t static 1c: program files (86) microsoft visual studio2017communityvctools msvc14.14.26428includexstring (2447) std::basicstringwchart,std::chartraitswchart,std::allocatorwchart 1c: program files (X86) microsoft visual studio2017communityvctoolsmsvc14.14.26428includestring 2408) 'std::basic stringwchar t,std::char traitswchar t,std::allocatorwchart Elemwchart 1c: program files (X86) microsoft visual studio2017communityvctoolsmsvc14.14.26428includestring(2283) scar oasic scringshchart scar char craicsswchar c scar allocacoranchar L. 1c: userskimacsourcereposconsoleapplication1consoleapplication1consoleapplication1.cpp(34): error C2679: binary 1c: program files (x86) microsoft visual studio2017communityvctoolsmsvc14.14.26428includestring(2483): note: could 1c: program files (x86)microsoft visual studio 2017 community vc tools msvc 14.14.26428includexstring(2478) ProdrammerHumor.io

No pressure

Testing Programming Debugging Backend

4 years ago 86.1K views 0 shares

No pressure | software-memes, engineer-memes, software engineer-memes, engineering-memes, amazon-memes, debugging-memes, bug-memes, rest-memes, session-memes, debug-memes, fix-memes, production-memes, IT-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Will Ye. 3rd Engineering Cohere Follow 17h Edited Back when I worked at Amazon as a software engineer, the CRAZIEST thing happened to me. Here's the story... I was working from home with my girlfriend (at the time), when suddenly I get an urgent ping from my coworker: "Our service is experiencing a SEV 2! We need all hands on deck!" Uh oh, our team's application has gone down! However, as I scrambled to figure out how to fix the issue, I smelled something burning from another room and heard a fire alarm go off. "Will! There's a fire! Help!" heard my girlfriend shout. Now I was stuck in a conundrum - restore a critical Amazon service, or put out the fire in my apartment? It was at that time I remembered Amazon's famous leadership principle "Customer Obsession". There are customers who depend on my team's application - I can't let them down! So I ignored the fire and my girlfriend's pleas, and started debugging the production issue. But all of a sudden, the smoke in my apartment cleared and the fire alarm fell silent. My girlfriend walked into the room, and to my astonishment, peeled off a wig and revealed herself to be Jeff Bezos himself! "I'm proud of you for being obsessed with our customers," he said, and gave me a 5 Amazon gift card. He then leaped out of my window and hopped into a waiting Amazon Prime delivery van that quickly peeled away. Even though I no longer work at Amazon, I'm so grateful for these experiences that taught me lessons I'll never forget. Agree?

The Pupil-Dilating Ecstasy Of Successful Compilation

Testing Programming Debugging

2 months ago 163.0K views 0 shares

The Pupil-Dilating Ecstasy Of Successful Compilation

SWEET MERCIFUL COMPILATION GODS! That moment when your pupils dilate more for a successful build than they would for your soulmate! 🖥️💘 Nothing—and I mean NOTHING—compares to that euphoric rush when your code actually compiles without throwing a tantrum of errors. It's like winning the lottery while being fed chocolate by unicorns! Who needs romance when you can have that sweet, sweet validation from your compiler? Relationships come and go, but a clean build is FOREVER... or at least until you add another feature.