The Dual Faces Of Tech Support

That moment when your janky prototype suddenly becomes "production-ready" because marketing did their job too well. Your spaghetti code that barely handled 10 concurrent users is now facing the wrath of 10,000. Time to frantically Google "how to scale horizontally at 3 AM" while the servers melt down and your phone won't stop buzzing with alerts. The classic developer prayer: "Dear CPU gods, please hold on until I can refactor this nightmare."

Ah, the classic programmer paradox. You claim you don't have impostor syndrome while simultaneously providing irrefutable evidence that you do. It's like saying your code has no bugs while frantically hiding 47 console.log() statements and a TODO comment from 2019. This hits way too close to home. After 20 years in this industry, I still Google basic syntax while leading architecture meetings. We're all just that student who somehow got an honors diploma despite feeling completely illiterate in our own codebase. The difference is we don't sue about it - we just keep collecting those paychecks until someone figures out we're just sophisticated pattern matchers with caffeine dependencies.

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Oh look, it's the miracle of modern IT support! While normal humans with ChatGPT are diligently writing things down or having professional meetings, the random IT guy at 3am is out in the digital cotton fields, violently beating the servers with a stick while his colleagues bend over in submission. This is the untold reality of system administration - when everything crashes at ungodly hours, there's no elegant solution. Just three sleep-deprived techs in a field of crashed servers, one wielding the sacred Stick of Rebooting while the others present their backends to the gods of uptime. And they say programming is all about elegant algorithms and clean code. Ha! Sometimes it's just percussive maintenance and prayer.

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