The Dual Faces Of Tech Support

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The bell curve of programming competence strikes again! On the left, we've got the blissfully ignorant dev with failing tests, garbage coverage, and zero users. On the right, the genius with 1.2k users but still failing tests and mediocre coverage. And in the middle? That sweaty, stressed-out perfectionist with 100% test coverage, all tests passing, and... a whopping 3 users. Nothing captures the software industry quite like spending six months refactoring for perfect test coverage on a product nobody uses. Meanwhile, the "move fast and break things" crowd is swimming in users despite their dumpster fire codebase. The real 200 IQ move? Writing just enough tests to not get fired.

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Content Tweet Chip Huyen chipro I saw a guy debugging his model today. No idpb. No unittest. No visualization. No disabling regularization. He just sat there staring at every line of code and cursing TensorFlow. Like every machine learning researcher I know. 1:24 pm 26 Oct 19 Twitter Web App 187 Retweets 1,377 Likes ProdrammerHumor.io

The six horsemen of desperation in debugging: First panel: Drowning in log files like an archaeological dig through digital garbage. "Maybe the answer is in line 4,372!" Second panel: Setting breakpoints with the strategic planning of a toddler playing Jenga. "Let's stop at EVERY. SINGLE. LINE." Third panel: Pair programming with a rubber duck that judges your life choices harder than your parents ever did. "This code is quacked up" is the understatement of the century. Fourth panel: StackOverflow - where you copy-paste solutions with the blind faith of someone following a cake recipe written in hieroglyphics. "It worked for that guy from 2011, surely nothing has changed!" Fifth panel: Making a pact with the devil because selling your soul seems reasonable when you've been debugging for 16 straight hours. "Eternal damnation? Still better than this bug." Final panel: Rebranding the bug as a "feature" - the intellectual equivalent of sweeping dirt under a rug and calling it interior design. Pure genius.

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