Skip Code Review, Enjoy The Chaos

Someone asks why IT people are jerks, and gets the perfect response: an IT guy drove TWO HOURS just to push a power button that three people swore was already on. Trust issues? Justified. The first rule of tech support isn't "have you tried turning it off and on again" – it's "are you SURE it's actually on?" Four years of computer science education reduced to playing glorified electrician because users can't differentiate between a power light and their imagination.

When you discover that fixing a tiny bug means jumping through an obstacle course of spaghetti code, dependency hell, and technical debt... suddenly a complete rewrite seems like the only rational option! It's like trying to remove one Jenga piece but realizing the entire tower is held together by hopes, prayers, and that one intern's commented-out code from 2017. The "Parkour!" reference perfectly captures that mental gymnastics of justifying why touching this cursed codebase any further would be professional malpractice.

You know that moment when you stare at your screen, questioning your entire existence as a developer? You're supposed to be testing the code to find bugs, but instead you're watching your code expose every flaw in your logic, every shortcut you took, and every "I'll fix it later" comment from three months ago. The tests aren't just failing—they're personally attacking your life choices. That smug grin turning into existential dread perfectly captures the transition from "let's see if this works" to "why did I ever think I could code?" The real question isn't whether you're testing the code or the code is testing you—it's how long until you accept that the code won, and you're just along for the ride.

The GUI framework you're using is clearly CSS - the framework where your curly braces slide down the page like they're trying to escape your code. Nothing says "modern interface design" quite like spending 6 hours debugging why your parentheses decided to form a diagonal conga line instead of actually rendering a button. And they say frontend is easier than algorithms!

Ah, the classic software development lifecycle as interpreted by aeronautical engineering! Started with dreams of launching a space shuttle, ended up with a paper airplane. You know your project is doomed when the requirements start with "We're building the next SpaceX" but the budget says "We have $12 and some paperclips." The steady devolution from space shuttle (ambitious architecture) to fighter jet (scaled back but still impressive) to small prop plane (bare minimum viable product) to paper airplane (whatever ships on deadline) is the universal language of project management despair. The real miracle is that anything flies at all. Ship it!

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