Skip Code Review, Enjoy The Chaos

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Debugging Programming Testing Devops Agile

4 months ago 175,406 views 0 shares

Skip Code Review, Enjoy The Chaos

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Skip code review? No problem! Just sit back and watch the dumpster fire unfold in production instead. Nothing quite like that 3 AM call when everything's imploding because someone thought their untested spaghetti code was "good enough." The best debugging sessions are always the ones where customers are your QA team and your boss is breathing down your neck. It's fine. This is fine.

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