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Please Just Pass The Ticket

Please Just Pass The Ticket
QA engineers staring at clearly broken code like it's a butterfly specimen. "Is this expected behavior?" they ask, while developers silently pray they'll just mark the ticket as resolved. The eternal dance of quality assurance versus reality, where one person's catastrophic failure is another's "working as designed."

Yet They Still Don't Work

Yet They Still Don't Work
Writing unit tests is basically creating a controlled fantasy world where your code magically works. You craft these perfect little scenarios with mock objects and ideal inputs, then proudly declare "See? No bugs here!" Meanwhile, your actual code is in production setting everything on fire. It's like congratulating yourself for winning an argument against an imaginary opponent that you specifically designed to lose.

The Difference Between Testing And Production

The Difference Between Testing And Production
A lone tester cautiously crosses a rickety bridge over a deadly chasm, making it safely to the other side. Moments later, an army of tanks labeled "Users" charges across the same bridge that was barely tested for a single person's weight. Classic production deployment scenario right there. The bridge hasn't collapsed yet , but we all know what happens next.

Skip Code Review, Enjoy The Chaos

Skip Code Review, Enjoy The Chaos
Skip code review? No problem! Just sit back and watch the dumpster fire unfold in production instead. Nothing quite like that 3 AM call when everything's imploding because someone thought their untested spaghetti code was "good enough." The best debugging sessions are always the ones where customers are your QA team and your boss is breathing down your neck. It's fine. This is fine.

Code Looks Good Until Tested

Code Looks Good Until Tested
Ah, the beautiful romance between a developer and their untested code - a love story more tragic than Romeo and Juliet. The tender embrace in the top panel represents that magical moment when you've just written what you believe is absolute perfection . Your code is your precious baby, and you're Thor, mighty and invincible. Then reality strikes. The QA team (aka The Hulk) shows up and absolutely demolishes your masterpiece with a single test run. Suddenly your precious code isn't lovingly cradled - it's being smashed into the floor like Loki in that infamous Avengers scene. The duality is just *chef's kiss*. One minute you're whispering sweet nothings to your elegant solution, the next minute it's "HULK SMASH PUNY EDGE CASE HANDLING!" And your beautiful relationship? Reduced to a pile of JIRA tickets and wounded pride.

Why Everything Is Devs Problem

Why Everything Is Devs Problem
The eternal dance between testers and developers captured in its purest form! When bugs mysteriously appear in production, testers immediately go into detective mode, crawling on the ground trying to catch these elusive creatures. Meanwhile, the default response? "I bet the developers did this." Because obviously, the code was perfect until someone breathed on it wrong. Never mind that it passed all the tests with flying colors yesterday. Production environments are just developers' favorite place to release their collection of exotic bugs into the wild. It's not a deployment, it's a safari.

Be Gentle Please

Be Gentle Please
The duality of software development in one brutal image! Top panel: developers gently cradling their precious code creation like a fragile newborn. "It works on my machine" energy radiates from those sunglasses. The relationship is tender, intimate—they've spent countless nights together debugging that nested if-statement nightmare. Bottom panel: QA testers absolutely YEETING that same app into concrete at terminal velocity. No mercy. That tester is discovering edge cases the developer never imagined possible. "What happens if I input emoji in every field and click submit 47 times while disconnecting WiFi?" Pure chaos energy. The eternal struggle between creation and destruction. Between "ship it" and "but have you tested what happens when..."

Don't Break Anything

Don't Break Anything
The eternal battle between best practices and chaotic reality. Junior devs contemplating the responsible approach of writing comprehensive unit tests vs. the temptation of the dark side: frantically clicking around the app while muttering "please work" under their breath. Let's be honest - we've all skipped writing tests and gone straight to the "does it blend?" method of QA at some point. Who needs edge case coverage when you can just deploy to production and let users find the bugs for you? It's basically crowdsourced testing!

Doctor And Nurse Vs. Programmer And Tester

Doctor And Nurse Vs. Programmer And Tester
The peaceful doctor-nurse relationship vs the chaotic programmer-tester dynamic is just *chef's kiss*. Left side: elegant collaboration. Right side: pure survival mode as the tester chases down the programmer with all those bugs they found. Nothing says "I wrote flawless code" like sprinting away from the person who proved you absolutely did not. The only thing faster than that programmer's escape is how quickly they'll blame it on "works on my machine" syndrome.

The Auditor's Legendary Side-Eye

The Auditor's Legendary Side-Eye
Oh honey, the AUDACITY! 💅 That skeptical side-eye is EXACTLY what happens when you try to convince auditors that your team actually reviews code! Like, sweetie, we both know those "code reviews" are just you and your work bestie typing "LGTM" faster than you can say "technical debt." The auditor's face is literally screaming "sure Jan" while mentally preparing the most scathing compliance report known to mankind. It's the corporate equivalent of telling your mom you cleaned your room when you just shoved everything under the bed!

Five More Features No Problem But

Five More Features No Problem But
The classic bait-and-switch of software development. The developer casually agrees to deliver five features by next week—a miracle in itself—but the moment unit tests are mentioned, reality hits harder than a production bug at 4:59 PM on Friday. It's like asking someone if they want dessert, waiting for them to get excited, and then adding "but you have to run a marathon first." Suddenly that chocolate cake doesn't seem worth it. The blank, horrified stare says it all. Writing code? Fun! Writing tests to prove your code actually works? Existential crisis territory.

Be Gentle Please

Be Gentle Please
The development-to-testing pipeline in its natural habitat! Developers cradle their precious code like a delicate baby, whispering sweet nothings: "You're perfect just the way you are." Meanwhile, testers are over here practicing WWE moves on that same code, body-slamming it from every possible angle until it cries for mercy. Nothing says "I found a bug" quite like throwing an app off a metaphorical cliff while screaming "THIS DOESN'T HANDLE NULL VALUES CORRECTLY!"