Even A Broken Clock Is Right Twice A Day

The most satisfying commit message you'll ever write: "Deleted 2,000 lines of legacy code." Somehow removing code feels more productive than writing it. The real 10x developers aren't the ones cranking out features—they're the ones brave enough to hit delete on that monstrosity everyone's been afraid to touch since 2017. Negative lines of code should be on your performance review.

The eternal struggle of modern development! Git used to be the cool kid on the version control block, but now every team meeting includes buzzwords like "GitLab CI/CD," "GitHub Actions," and apparently something called "Vibe Version Control." The beauty is that nobody wants to be the one to admit they have no clue what these new systems do—we just nod along in meetings while frantically Googling under the table. Classic impostor syndrome in its natural habitat: the sprint planning meeting.

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