Even A Broken Clock Is Right Twice A Day

Content WELCOME TO SPRINT PLANNING WHERE THE RULES ARE MADE UPAND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER.

The rest of the world celebrates as Java marches forward to version 25, while our hero sits smugly at a café, sipping his drink, completely unbothered about upgrading from Java 8. Why fix what isn't broken? Enterprise developers know the secret sauce of software stability: never touch a working production environment. Meanwhile, the Java community is out there having a parade for features they'll probably never use. That's the beauty of legacy systems – they outlive the developers who built them, the managers who approved them, and possibly several civilizations.

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Content PROGRAM DOESNT COMPILE I'LL COMPILE T AGAIN MAYBE IT FIXED ITSELF

When your code doesn't work but your colleague's identical code does... turns out they used 4 spaces for indentation while you're a tab heretic. The compiler/interpreter bows to the spaces like that stubborn child listens to grandma. Nothing triggers holy wars in programming quite like the tabs vs. spaces debate. And somewhere, a senior dev is silently judging both of you while writing single-line code with no indentation whatsoever.

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