Vibe Coded Menu

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When your cafe tries to be all fancy and tech-savvy with laser-etched brass QR codes but forgets the most basic rule of web development: actually having a server running. Those beautiful artisanal QR codes are pointing to localhost – which, for the non-technical folks reading this, means "my own computer" and definitely not "the cafe's menu website."

Someone literally deployed their local development environment to production. Or more accurately, they didn't deploy anything at all. They just scanned their own computer while testing and permanently etched that URL into brass. That's commitment to the wrong thing.

The cafe spent more money on metalwork than on a $5/month hosting plan. Chef's kiss of irony right there.

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