One Fix, Seventeen Problems

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One Fix, Seventeen Problems

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Just another Tuesday. You fix one syntax error and suddenly your compiler reveals the 16 logical errors it was hiding behind it. The computer isn't on fire because of overheating—it's simply expressing how your code makes it feel. Welcome to the special circle of debugging hell where fixing problems creates more problems.

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