Vibe Coder Turned Dev

The stark reality of today's coding world in one perfect meme. Senior dev finally had enough of watching the junior generate 200 lines of spaghetti code with GitHub Copilot just to print "Hello World". The painful truth is we're raising a generation of devs who can't fizzbuzz their way out of a paper bag without an AI whispering sweet solutions in their ear. And yet... aren't we all just one Stack Overflow outage away from revealing our true incompetence?

The universal IT solution that works 60% of the time, every time: turning it off and on again. Nothing quite matches that smug confidence when you stroll into a meeting after "fixing" a critical system by simply hitting restart. Meanwhile, actual IT support people are chasing you down like "WAIT! We need to check the logs first!" Too late. I've already ascended to tech hero status with my sophisticated troubleshooting technique that dates back to the stone age of computing.

The office wall of shame has spoken! While Spoingus gets a gold star for reviewing 12 PRs (what a tryhard), poor Bingus has achieved infamy by accidentally taking down Cloudflare. We've all been there – one tiny config change, one misplaced semicolon, and suddenly half the internet is screaming. The best part? Everyone knows exactly who to blame when the status page turns red. Your "blameless postmortem" culture means nothing when your photo is literally pinned to the wall under "Naughty." Career advancement strategy: break stuff so spectacularly they have to promote you to fix it.

Content IF DEBUGGING IS THE PROCESS OF REMOVING SOFTWARE BUGS, THEN PROGRAMMING MUST BE THE PROCESS OF PUTTING THEM IN.. - EDSGER DIJKSTRA TechWorm

Content eclairsemmie 11h 3 1 Award I was trying to help my friend change their phone case and a cockroach fell out. 5 Reply 4 2.9k J Tasgall 5h 3 3 Awards Sounds like a successful debugging session. 5 17k Sparcrypt 2h Fun fact, this is where the term "debugging" came from. Bugs would get into computers (which were the size of a building) and cause problems. So they'd literally go in and remove the dead bugs, hence debugging.

Ah, the sacred Friday 4:55 PM ritual of selective blindness. Nothing says "professional developer" quite like watching your production app burn while convincing yourself that Monday-You will be much smarter and more capable than Friday-You. Meanwhile, the users and business stakeholders stand in the flames, blissfully unaware that their weekend shopping spree will end in cart abandonment and rage tweets. But hey, your camping trip remains uninterrupted, and that's what really matters in the grand DevOps scheme of things.