Blocked By CORS: Heaven's Firewall

Two hungry dogs eyeing cookies with text claiming they're "tech support" here to "delete your cookies." The perfect representation of what happens when you call IT with a browser problem. They'll clear your cache, delete your cookies, and ask if you've tried turning it off and on again—all while secretly thinking about lunch. Your browsing history is safe... your snacks, not so much.

Look at the date on that announcement: April 1, 2025. Someone clearly understands TypeScript so well they can time travel to make April Fool's jokes from the future. The "I understand how TS works and can parse dates" title is pure gold - because anyone who's spent more than 10 minutes with JavaScript date handling knows it's the programming equivalent of trying to solve a Rubik's cube underwater while wearing oven mitts. Next up: Vercel announces they're rewriting Next.js in COBOL for "performance reasons." I'll believe that one too if you catch me before my morning coffee.

Nothing quite captures the existential dread of job hunting like facing the final boss: Job Requirements. That intimidating blue monster towers over your tiny developer self, making you question if you're worthy enough to even apply. Then LinkedIn swoops in with its empty "I believe in you!" encouragement – as if that somehow negates the need for 10 years of experience in a 3-year-old technology. The Requirements monster remains unmoved by such hollow platitudes, standing there like "That's cute, but do you have a PhD in quantum computing to build this basic CRUD app?" Pro tip: Apply anyway. The Requirements monster is often just a wishlist written by someone who thinks "junior developer" means 5 years of experience and the ability to reverse binary trees while blindfolded.

Oh sweet merciful bytes! The blue wizard speaks the FORBIDDEN WORDS that have torn apart friendships and destroyed entire Stack Overflow threads! "HTML is a programming language" - the most SCANDALOUS statement in web development history! And just like that, our poor developer is TRAPPED in the most ancient holy war of the internet. Left? Right? There's NO ESCAPE from this syntactic purgatory! The sword of lies has claimed another victim!

You know you're in deep when you're rage-debugging at 2 AM, your app is throwing cryptic errors, and some genius on Stack Overflow casually drops "try npm install" like it's the answer to world peace. And the worst part? It actually works. Every. Single. Time. The transformation from angry Hulk to confused Hulk captures that exact moment when your ego realizes you just spent 3 hours debugging when all you needed was to reinstall your dependencies. The node_modules folder strikes again, silently corrupting itself while you questioned your entire career path. Pro tip: Delete node_modules, run npm install, and pretend like you knew that was the solution all along. Your team doesn't need to know about the existential crisis you just had.

The duality of every developer who's spent more than 10 minutes wrestling with JSON files. In meetings: "It's a standardized data interchange format that enables cross-platform compatibility." In private: *keyboard smashing and cursing* "WHY WON'T THIS PARSE CORRECTLY?!" The professional facade crumbles faster than a JSON file with a missing comma. Let's be honest—we've all mentally replaced "MF" with exactly what it stands for while debugging at 2PM on a Friday.