Blocked By CORS: Heaven's Firewall

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute BETRAYAL! 😱 You're telling me this "revolutionary" Rust GUI framework is just JavaScript wearing a trench coat?! The AUDACITY! It's like ordering a fancy artisanal coffee and discovering it's just instant coffee with extra foam! Developers spent YEARS escaping JavaScript's chaos only to find it smuggled back in through the Rust basement window! This is the programming equivalent of finding out your vegan burger is actually 100% beef. TRUST ISSUES ACTIVATED! 💔

When the world shut down and everyone was forced to stay home, normal people suffered while programmers just kept living their best lives. Turns out our natural habitat of dimly lit rooms, minimal human contact, and food delivery was suddenly government-mandated. The pandemic basically validated our lifestyle choices. Finally, society acknowledged what we knew all along – pants are optional when your webcam is pointed at your face.

Someone created a Wikipedia-style article claiming HTML is a "Turing-complete, stack-based programming language" complete with pseudo-code showing HTML tags as programming commands. This is the digital equivalent of putting a "Caution: Hot" label on ice cream. HTML is a markup language for structuring web content, not a programming language—it can't process data or execute logic. Calling HTML a programming language around actual developers is like calling a bicycle a motorcycle because they both have wheels. The creator of this abomination deserves a special place in developer hell, right next to the people who use regex to parse HTML.

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Ah, priorities in web development – where the clock icon shows the exact time down to the millisecond, but the API returns 404 when you breathe in its general direction. This is the perfect illustration of modern development: muscles for the frontend, atrophy for the backend. Spending 8 hours perfecting that subtle shadow animation while the authentication system is held together with duct tape and wishful thinking. The irony of having pixel-perfect UI while your server crashes if more than 3 people use it simultaneously is just *chef's kiss*.

The perfect illustration of Stack Overflow's ecosystem in its natural habitat! A newbie asks how to select DOM elements by class name in JavaScript—a simple question with a built-in solution. But watch what happens: The top answer (1000 votes): "Just install Node.js, Bower, jQuery, and five other dependencies to use a simple jQuery selector!" Meanwhile, the correct native JavaScript solution ( document.getElementsByClassName() ) gets downvoted to oblivion at -1 votes. This is why your "quick 5-minute fix" turns into a 3-hour dependency nightmare. The JavaScript ecosystem in a nutshell—why use 1 line of vanilla JS when you can install the entire npm registry instead?