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How Meaningful Are Your File Names Saved On Desktop
Programming Javascript Debugging
7 days ago 64.7K views 0 shares
How Meaningful Are Your File Names Saved On Desktop
The evolution of a developer's naming conventions is a journey of madness. First, we start with the basic Sample.json - clean, simple, forgettable. Then we graduate to Customer_Request_Sample.json when we briefly remember documentation matters. But the final form? json.json - the naming equivalent of giving up completely while somehow making it worse. It's that special moment when you've stared at your code for so long that your brain has completely JSON-ified and you've lost all ability to create meaningful identifiers. The file extension IS the filename now. Checkmate, future me who needs to find this file!

The Perfect Sorting Algorithm
Algorithms Math Programming
10 days ago 56.5K views 0 shares
The Perfect Sorting Algorithm
Hahaha, this is peak programmer laziness at its finest! 😂 Instead of actually writing a sorting algorithm, they've just redefined what "sorted" means ! It's like saying "this room is clean" by changing your definition of "clean" to include pizza boxes on the floor. The O(0) time complexity joke is brilliant because it takes literally ZERO operations - you just accept whatever mess you already have! It's the coding equivalent of saying "it's not a bug, it's a feature!" Absolute galaxy brain move at 2:25 AM when all good coding decisions happen!

Thinking Is Effortful
Debugging Programming Testing Frontend Backend
13 days ago 92.0K views 0 shares
Thinking Is Effortful
This meme perfectly captures the two types of programmers in their natural habitat. The top panel shows the rejected approach: actually reading code and using brain cells to understand errors. The horror! Meanwhile, the bottom panel celebrates the true programming hero's journey: mindlessly changing random things until the error message changes. Why debug when you can play code roulette? It's like solving a Rubik's cube with a hammer – technically effective if you hit it enough times. The compiler isn't giving you errors; it's giving you suggestions on what to randomly change next!

Compile With Ai
AI Security Devops Programming Debugging
13 days ago 130.0K views 0 shares
Compile With Ai
Oh look, it's the compiler we all secretly want but are too afraid to admit! The "AI C Compiler" (aicc) is basically what happens when you combine a programmer's desperation with their unwillingness to learn proper memory management. Instead of fixing your semicolons and memory leaks like a responsible adult, just throw your garbage code at ChatGPT and pray! "Will your code compile? Will it be fast or slow? Will it have memory leaks?" Who knows! It's like playing Russian roulette with your codebase, except all chambers are loaded and the gun is pointed at your production server. The best part? You don't even need to understand what you're doing anymore! Just make vague gestures at your requirements and let AI figure it out. Programming degree? Waste of money. Stack Overflow? Ancient history. Just whisper sweet nothings to the machine and watch it spit out code that's probably better than yours anyway.