What I Tell Myself On A Bad Day

This meme perfectly captures the sheer terror of debugging in production. Just like this madman fixing an airplane engine while it's flying , developers often find themselves frantically patching critical bugs on live systems that can't be taken down. One wrong move and the whole thing crashes spectacularly! The difference? The plane mechanic only risks his life once, while developers experience this heart-stopping anxiety multiple times per sprint. And management still wonders why we need more coffee.

Content Blocking bug Wrong test Case QA DEV

Content Judging Coworker for the error, I recently stopped making

Content high tier govt tech scholar - got cucked by government getting him to sign life away at 18 -friends back in the bay are getting 500k TC minimum while he gets the satisfaction of serving the singapore public -"ust 6 more vears and I can quit and do what i really want to do. (somenow usualls consulting or 1B! not so high tier govt tech scholar - boss is a dumbass that doesn't know anything about tech - has to find 800 differ- ent ways to politely tell him that you can't just blockchain the army - "i should have just taken loan" kernel wizard - learned how to use the dark magicks of IRC and mailing lists "'woman'? is that a linux package?" - "dont ask to ask just ask" "RTFM" "UMGTEY" buildoor - half the internet runs off librar- ies he writes -doesn't charge a single cent or throw a hissy fit or 10020 mat ware to wipe russian servers "i just wanna BUILD for gods sake" tech policy middle management - unable to communicate without using buzzwords and vague ideals "whole of govt approach to singapore's Smart Nation project, for a VUCA world -said approach is out- sourcing everything and doing just enough to fill KPI civil service "infocomm specialist" - 0 ambition, but content with iron rice bowl - bonus makes all the red-tape wran- gling worth it - pretty cozy life ngl opensource "contributor" - S github profile grade with 40 other profile README badges - 5890 commits in the past year - "add files via upload" - "update READ- ME.md" - fixed typo in tensor- flow docs, now Soft- ware Engineer at Google on Linkedin gigabrained wee - gives 0 shits, linkedin pfp is a cat- girl, github pfp is cropped hentai - author sole maintainer of criti- cal high perfor- - mance math library - terence tao level gigabrain, but uses it to debate waifus on lal project manager - SixtyNine Sigma Rainbow Belt with 800 agile cummaster certs - "guys we should try this new productivity tool i think it's quite (good!" - "let's sync up on this! - "let me touch base on this with you" 996er -grinded entire college life for a job that pays enough to rent a place where you only have to commute for 4 hours -transferred to the sg branch just to teach the quo- ta-filling local graduates how to use CICD SME slave -getting paid less than a fucking intern at a big tech company can't bring myself to dunk on this dude brun working for an SME is the biggest dunk already -get out of there NPC. i believe in you. freelance webdev - has the "freedom" of dealing with dumb clients who don't know what they want - spends more time keeping up with new js frameworks than with his friends "I think it would be better if you could make the button "pop" more." WFH remote abuser - has 5 different full-time jobs - starts work at 9am, wakes up at 2pm - does fuck all for 2 months. earns 2 months worth of pay. deis tred gels a new WALKATA MANGA wagie -getting paid too much to write CRUD apps to consider quitting -almost fired for not referring to the drone strike Al by its proper pronouns swear ill quit one day and start my own startup!!!' "founder" -never shuts up about musk or thiel, proba oly knows the exact shade of their butthol how i went from 0 to 20 ARF (169)!!" spends more time reading insight porn than actually building MyTekco HFT sellout - spent entire 4 years in uni doing nothing but leetcode - no bitches, no friends, no memo- ries, only leetcode Mason missing ou on all those fun trips. all ine time you gave uo, us so you could ored orma interview -at least you're rich enough tc afford therapy now

OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of these students using a 32-bit integer for EVERYTHING! 💀 Meanwhile, that poor 8-bit char and 16-bit short are just STANDING THERE, completely IGNORED and UNEMPLOYED! The DRAMA! The WASTE of precious memory! It's like buying a mansion just to store your socks! Those memory-efficient data types are literally BEGGING to be used, but nooooo, let's just throw 32 bits at EVERYTHING because who needs optimization when you have 16GB of RAM, right?! The 1970s programmers are ROLLING in their retirement homes right now!

Content What You Will Be Doing Implementing Al from the ground up in projects, enhancing everything from feature development to problem-solving. Crafting Al-generated summaries to streamline knowledge across products, domains, or corporate intelligence, boosting team efficiency. Showcasing the power of Al in improving software development processes, emphasizing its role as a booster, not a replacement. What You Won't Be Doing Dwelling on manual debugging. With Al, identify and resolve issues swiftly, leaving outdated methods behind. Cetting caught in the management trap. Concentrate on what you do best-coding and creating innovative solutions-rather than getting sidetracked by managerial tasks. Senior Software Engineer Key Responsibilities Drive the integration of Al into our development process, setting new standards in innovation, efficiency, and customer satisfaction for Totogi's product suite. Basic Requirements Familiarity with different LLM architectures and the ability to select the most appropriate model for specific tasks The ability to integrate LLMs into DevOps pipelines Experience using LLMs for tasks like code generation, code completion, and automated code review The ability to integrate vector databases with LLMs for tasks like question answering or information retrieval ProdrammerHumor io