The greatest lie we tell ourselves during existential coding crises. That mythical moment when someone else's code—that incomprehensible mess of nested loops and questionable variable names—somehow works flawlessly on the first attempt. Meanwhile, your carefully crafted masterpiece crashes spectacularly after 17 refactors and a ritual sacrifice to the compiler gods. It's the programming equivalent of "I'm sure they'll text back" or "one more episode before bed." Pure self-delusion, but sometimes that's all that keeps us from hurling our laptops into the sun.
What I Tell Myself On A Bad Day
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