It Feels Like ASMR

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It Feels Like ASMR

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The duality of every developer's existence captured in one furry package. You claim to want minimalism—clean code, elegant solutions, zen-like simplicity—but then proceed to clear your terminal for the 3,141,592nd time because your debugging session looks like someone dropped a math textbook into a blender. Nothing quite hits that dopamine receptor like watching all your error messages vanish into the void with a quick clear or cls command. It's not fixing the problem, but it sure feels like progress!

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