The Ultimate Developer Power Trip

Content Novice C programmer Let's try using pointers OWLTURD.COM 68 Memory leaks, -segmentation fault, Crashes Never again

Content truenoodle Follow reviews like this always make me want to laughscreamscoff loudly TO THE DEVS - This can probably be fixed with a few lines of code! If the user clicks sreegs this is the software dev equivalent of being asked to check in the back

Content Walf walfieee Follow escape room concept: - you are a software engineer - there is a production issue related to a legacy codebase - no one knows how it works - various credentials are scattered around the office on post-it notes -there's some printouts of git diffs - you have an hour to fix this 5:36 am - 18 Jan 2018 6,627 Retweets 14,204 Likes 356 17 6.6K 14K

Content graduated, I'm special and finally lIl be rich!' graduated, I'm special and finally TIl be rich!"

The eternal game show of developer excuses! That smug cat knows exactly what we're all thinking when faced with the dreaded "it doesn't work" complaint. Each answer represents a classic defense mechanism from our collective programming trauma: A) "Somebody must have changed my code" - The ghost in the machine defense, perfect for teams with sketchy version control. B) "I haven't touched the code in weeks!" - The temporal alibi, as if code degrades like milk left in the sun. C) "It worked yesterday" - The quantum uncertainty principle of programming. Schrödinger's bug, if you will. D) "It works on my machine ¯\_(ツ)_/¯" - The final boss of developer excuses, complete with the universal shrug of technical absolution. The correct answer? All of the above, simultaneously, while quietly checking if you forgot to push that critical fix.

Content There's errors in my solution, let me try rebuilding There's still errors, let me try rebuilding again I could try rebuilding again? Oh it worked! I'm a genius