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Oh boy, the classic bait-and-switch of coding course ads! The top shows this pristine little C++ snippet promising "Success" if you just set c_foundation_course = true and Focus = 100 . Meanwhile, the Drake meme below tells the actual truth - rejecting the fantasy that coding = success and embracing the harsh reality that coding = false (aka "why is my code still broken at 3am?"). It's the perfect representation of what happens when expectation.js meets reality.exe and throws an uncaught exception: Error: Promised_Career_Not_Found .

The bell curve of developer intelligence strikes again. The 55 IQ junior dev thinks everything is just CRUD because they've only built simple apps. The 145 IQ senior architect also thinks everything is CRUD because after years of overengineering, they've realized most problems boil down to "create, read, update, delete" with fancy clothes on. Meanwhile, the 100 IQ mid-level developer is sweating about "complex architectures and states" because they're just experienced enough to know how complicated things can get, but not wise enough to see the underlying simplicity. The circle of developer life.

Content What if we used 100 of the brain? ) teamchuckles 1h Here's a helpful tip to always get answers from Stack Overflow questions. First, make two accounts. With one account, ask your question. Switch to the other account and answer your own question with what you already know doesn't work, but answer with confidence that it definitely does work. Then wait for all the helpful answers to come in. Because they don't care about the question. They just want to prove other people wrong.