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When someone's amazed by your technical wizardry but all you did was spend 15 years of your life staring at a keyboard with a trackpoint nub. Those little red nipples between the G and H keys have taught me more than any CS degree ever could. The silent badge of honor for those who've typed their fingers to the bone in the trenches of ThinkPad warfare.

Ah, the classic cultural divide in web development. In the UK, those little tracking files your browser stores are called "biscuits," not "cookies." Just kidding—they're still called cookies in code, but the British term for cookies (the edible kind) is indeed biscuits. So when someone searches "do British websites use biscuits," they're accidentally creating the perfect programmer dad joke. The browser doesn't discriminate based on nationality—it'll track you with cookies whether you're having tea or coffee with your session storage.

Oh look, the stark reality of our life choices laid bare. Kid says "I'm gonna be a doctor!" and everyone celebrates like they just won the lottery. Same kid says "I'm gonna be a programmer" and suddenly it's a funeral procession. Hits different after your third consecutive night debugging someone else's spaghetti code while the doctor friend is posting vacation pics from their yacht. But hey, at least we can automate our depression, right?

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