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Content I FIXED THE ISSUE USING A TEMP SOLUTION YOU'LL WORK ON A PERMANENT ONE NOW, RIGHT? YOU'LL WORK ON A PERMANENT ONE NOW, RIGHT?

Content Thread Computer programming Kat Maddox ctrishifti me: why isn't this working? normal languages: you screwed up over here me: oh thanks me: why isn't this working? javascript: me: please i'm begging you javascript: C 9:40 AM Aug 18, 2020 Twitter Web App 350 Retweets and comments 2.1K Likes

The joke here is absolutely brilliant. The top part shows a tweet saying "guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting" - a popular meme format implying men have shallow desires. But the punchline? The "disgusting" thing developers want is actually clean code compilation with zero errors, zero warnings, and all tests passing. That green success bar is basically developer pornography. The satisfaction of seeing "Compiled with 0 errors and 0 warnings" and "Process finished with exit code 0" is practically a religious experience in the coding world. It's the digital equivalent of a perfect parallel park on your driver's test.

Content Safari a 17:37 1 Tweet Claudia Pellegrino cpellegrino 3d Does T-Mobile Austria in fact store customers' passwords in clear text tmobileat? PWTooStrong Telekomhilft SeloX SeloX AUT Replying to cpellegrino PWTooStrong and Telekomhilft Had the same issue with T-Mobile Austria. Apparently they are saving the password in clear because employees have access to them (you have tell them your password when you're taking to them on the phone... 94 17702 1,462 T-Mobile Austria tmobileat Replying to cpellegrino PWTooStrong and Telekomhilft Hello Claudia! The customer service agents see the first four characters of your password. We store the whole password, because you need it for the login for mein.t-mobile.at andrea 04042018, 07:29 453 Retweets 367 Likes 17 Claudia Pellegrino cpellegrino 2d Replying to tmobileat PWTooStrong and Telekomhilft Thanks for your reply Andrea! Storing cleartext passwords in a database is a naughty thing to do. plaintextoffenders.comfaqdevs What can we do to get your devs to fix that? 9 5 1797 M 1,564 T-Mobile Austria tmobileat 2d Hi cpellegrino, I really do not get why this is a problem. You have so many passwords for evey app, for every mail-account and so on. We secure all data very carefully, so there is not a thing to fear. Kthe 266 17307 M 266 EricM Korni22 1d Well, what if your infrastructure gets breached and everyone's password is published in plaintext to the whole wide world? 1761 M 1,288 T-Mobile Austria tmobileat 1d Korni22 What if this doesn't happen because our security is amazingly good? Kthe 369 17527 (644 1 Eric Korni22 1d Bad news for you Kthe, nobody's security is that good. No, not even yours. It's not that I say you are 100 getting hacked - what if an employee accesses the database directly? 1766 2,017 T-Mobile Austria tmobileat 1d Korni22 Excuse me? Do you have any idea how telecommunication companies work? Do you know anything about our systems? But I'm glad you have the time to share your view with us. Kathe 343 17214 M 267 EricM Korni22 1d Well, I do since I worked for deutschetelekom, but thanks for asking. 3 years of something that's called Ausbildung" a bit more as contractor. 94 1723 954 T-Mobile Austria tmobileat 1d Korni22 So, you never worked for us in Austria though. But thank you very much for sharing your opinion. Kthe 043 1719 M31 Tweet your reply

The Pink Panther chopping down the entire tree trunk instead of just the branch holding the axe - that's junior developers in a nutshell. "I'll just refactor this small function" and suddenly the entire codebase collapses. Nothing says "I improved the code" like deleting 500 lines without understanding why they were there in the first place. The senior devs watching in horror as production goes down because "that legacy code looked messy." Trust me, that "unnecessary" code was probably keeping your authentication system from imploding.

Content WHEN YOU TRY RUBBER DUCKING TO DEBUG YOUR CODE BUT ALL THE DUCKS WANT TO TALK ABOUT ARE YOUR EMOTIONAL ISSUES AND YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR FATHER.