I Did The Thing

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2 months ago 92,990 views 0 shares

I Did The Thing

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That rare moment of pride when you finally take the plunge and modify production code directly because "it's just a small fix." The formal announcement is necessary because you've spent years hearing "never touch prod" but here you are, living dangerously. Sure, you probably violated six company policies and bypassed three approval workflows, but hey—the customer's happy and nobody died! Let's just hope this doesn't become the first chapter in your upcoming book: "How I Learned to Update My Resume in a Hurry."

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