I'm So Sorry Seniors

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I'm So Sorry Seniors

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The AUDACITY of junior developers thinking they're the Hulk when they're alone smashing keyboards and destroying cities with their "innovative" solutions! But the SECOND those senior devs walk into the code review, suddenly they're all ashamed and facepalming because their beautiful chaos is about to be BRUTALLY dissected! That transformation from "I AM CODING GOD" to "please don't look at my nested if-statements" happens FASTER than you can say "unnecessary complexity." The shame is PALPABLE! The ego? SHATTERED! The pull request? About to be absolutely DEMOLISHED worse than those buildings!

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