I'm So Sorry Seniors

Content I wonder if companies with 100s of resumes would get better hires from taking 50 and reading them carefully rather than putting 500 through an automated process. 43.6k J Reply well first of all what you do is take half the pile and throw it in the trash; you dont want unlucky people working for you anyway 412.3k I Reply ( 387

The eternal battle between developers and printers continues! This poor dev thought mentioning his profession would somehow help with his printer problems, but instead triggered a PTSD episode in his therapist. Ten years of coding experience and I still whisper sweet nothings to my printer before every job. "Please work, I'll update your drivers, I promise." Printers are the final boss that no amount of Stack Overflow can help you defeat.

Discord rolls out yet another privacy policy update that nobody asked for, and suddenly everyone's threatening to switch to TeamSpeak like it's 2012 again. But let's be real—you're not going anywhere. You've got 47 servers, custom emojis, and that one bot that plays music from YouTube (until they kill that feature too). Meanwhile, TeamSpeak is sitting there like "remember me?" while Discord keeps adding features nobody wants and removing the ones people actually use. The cycle repeats every few months: Discord updates ToS → everyone complains → threatens migration → does absolutely nothing → accepts it → repeat. We're all just in an abusive relationship with our communication platforms at this point.

Ah, the classic "Am I the villain?" moment every developer has when they discover that their "just in case" code could actually land them in prison. Turns out embedding vengeful time bombs in production systems is frowned upon by both employers and the legal system. Who knew? Pro tip: If your exit strategy involves felony charges and a decade behind bars, maybe just settle for a passive-aggressive goodbye email instead.

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Content ARE YOU DOING PROGRAMMING FOR FUN? YEAH. I LOVE BEING MENTALLY CHALLENGED. WELL I'M GLAD YOU'VE COME TO TERMS WITH IT. THANKS! -Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net Programm mor. io