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When Test Fails Then Fix The Test

ci/cd Technical debt Developer life Code quality Bad practices Unit testing Quality assurance Tdd

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2 months ago 308,448 views 0 shares

When Test Fails Then Fix The Test

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Test-Driven Development? More like Test-Adjusted Development. Why spend 30 minutes debugging your code when you can spend 30 seconds lowering your expectations? Just change that assertEquals(5, result) to assertEquals(result, result) and boom—100% pass rate. Your CI/CD pipeline is green, your manager is happy, and the production bugs? That's Future You's problem. The test isn't wrong if you redefine what "correct" means.

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