I Fear No Man... Except Late Night WordPress Crashes

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I Fear No Man... Except Late Night WordPress Crashes

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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute NIGHTMARE of getting that midnight text from your CEO! 😱 You're there, living your best life, probably just finished binge-watching something questionable, when BAM! "The WordPress site is down." And they want YOU to fix it! RIGHT NOW! At 11:59 PM! Because apparently servers only crash during dinner, sleep, or your child's birthday party - NEVER during work hours! The universe wouldn't DARE be so convenient! And of course, they expect you to magically divine what's wrong with zero information. Like, sorry I don't have a crystal ball installed next to my emergency coffee machine! The sheer AUDACITY of production environments to break at the most dramatic times possible!

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