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When Your AI Co-Pilot Chooses Violence

AI Programming Debugging Testing Backend

2 days ago 96.1K views 0 shares

When Your AI Co-Pilot Chooses Violence

When your AI co-pilot decides to inject inappropriate jokes into your production code! The meme shows Elixir/Phoenix code with a logger statement containing "Dose nuts fit in your mouth?" - that classic middle-school joke now immortalized in your codebase. Imagine deploying this to production and then having to explain to your manager why your app is making "deez nuts" jokes in the logs. That PR review is going to be... interesting. 💀

We Log Everything

Debugging Devops Programming Backend

23 days ago 88.2K views 0 shares

We Log Everything

Every dev team meeting ever: "We need comprehensive logging for troubleshooting!" Fast forward three months, and your production server is churning out 20GB of logs daily that nobody ever looks at until something explodes. The uncomfortable silence when someone asks about your log monitoring strategy is the same silence you hear when asking who's been reviewing the 8,432 Dependabot PRs from last month. The real senior dev move? Grep through 10 million lines at 3AM while muttering "I know it's in here somewhere" as the CEO keeps texting for updates.