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Content Quantum Lock Follow Store Community Forum Broaticasta NEWS POSTED Wed, July 24 Quantum Lock Shutting Down Purchases Hey Everyone. QL was our first game and although it was a big milestone for us, it was created at a time before we understood version control software. We do not have access to the source code anymore and cannot make any fixes or changes to the game. Because of this, we have decided to disable the ability for anyone to buy copies of the game. Thank you for your time and feel free to reach out to us. Rate Up Discuss Share

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The beautiful chaos of a company with zero oversight! A senior dev asks a junior if they have any idea what they just deployed to production, and the junior responds with a cheerful "No." The senior's silent, increasingly concerned face in the last two panels says everything. This is basically the software equivalent of letting a toddler play with matches near a gas station. No code reviews, no deployment protocols, just vibes and prayers keeping the servers running. The company probably finds out about bugs when customers call screaming.

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The majestic architecture diagram vs. the code that actually ships to production. That fierce tiger represents your grand technical vision with microservices, event-driven architecture, and perfect scalability. Meanwhile, the adorable tiger plushie with its derpy smile is what your team cobbled together after three deadline extensions and seventeen "quick fixes." The best part? That plushie probably works better than the over-engineered beast you initially designed. Sometimes simplicity beats complexity—especially when your PM is breathing down your neck asking why the sprint velocity looks like a downward spiral.