Never Do Early Morning Coding

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Never Do Early Morning Coding

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Oh. My. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of night coding! You're there at 4AM, fueled by caffeine and desperation, creating what you SWEAR is a magnificent dragon of code—elegant, powerful, absolutely revolutionary! Then the morning sun rises, your brain cells regenerate, and you return to find... a plastic toy castle with a lizard on it. THE HORROR! Your masterpiece is just garbage with syntax! The cognitive dissonance between "night programmer you" and "morning programmer you" is the greatest betrayal since they canceled Firefly. And yet we KEEP DOING IT, because apparently we haven't suffered enough! 💀

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