docker Memes

Kubernetes Fetish
Kubernetes Devops Docker Programming Debugging
1 day ago 80.6K views 0 shares
Kubernetes Fetish
When your containers die but Kubernetes just keeps resurrecting them! 💀⚰️ The comic perfectly captures that feeling when you're trying to debug why your app is crashing, but Kubernetes is like that overprotective parent who won't let their child experience failure. "Is it dead? WHO KNOWS?!" Meanwhile, Kubernetes is frantically spawning replacements before you can even check the logs. Self-healing infrastructure is great until you're desperately trying to kill something that refuses to stay dead! It's like fighting zombies in a container graveyard!

Not Easyto Findthatmany People
Javascript AWS php Python Java
21 days ago 51.9K views 0 shares
notEasytoFindthatmanyPeople | developer-memes, php-memes, java-memes, python-memes, stack-memes, aws-memes, react-memes, git-memes, sql-memes, angular-memes, mongodb-memes, postgresql-memes, docker-memes, recruiters-memes, recruit-memes, mongo-memes, postgres-memes, IT-memes, redis-memes, mac-memes, kubernetes-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes, cs-memes, full stack-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] F Mayank Joshi dermayank Dear recruiters if you are looking for Java Python PHP React Angular PostgreSQL Redis MongoDB AWS S3 EC2 ECS EKS nix system administration Git and Cl with TDD Docker Kubernetes Thats not a Full Stack Developer Thats an entire IT department 352 PM 29 Jun 21 Twitter for Mac 1403 Retweets 117 Quote Tweets 5532 Likes

The Current Job Market
Javascript Typescript AWS Python Java
23 days ago 54.7K views 0 shares
theCurrentJobMarket | html-memes, css-memes, javascript-memes, software-memes, java-memes, linux-memes, engineer-memes, software engineer-memes, ux-memes, aws-memes, try-memes, node-memes, nodejs-memes, security-memes, sql-memes, angular-memes, spring-memes, mongodb-memes, typescript-memes, bash-memes, docker-memes, selenium-memes, maven-memes, jenkins-memes, mongo-memes, springboot-memes, c#-memes, gcp-memes, ide-memes, ML-memes, terraform-memes, nosql-memes, ci/cd-memes, kubernetes-memes, cs-memes, graph-memes, graphql-memes, tcp-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] 2020 Company We hope you have a pulse because were about to pay you 100k and teach you everything you need to know Me Yay Im a software engineer 2024 Company You must know SQL Java Kubernetes Docker AWS Terraform Jenkins CICD C ServiceNow NoSQL GraphQL Typescript Spring SpringBoot Selenium Maven JUnit Javascript Jest NodeJS MongoDB Angular HTML CSS TCP IP Linux Virtualization TLS GCP Bash have active security clearance masters degree CS or related field and mi um 10 years of experience. Please provide cover letter academic transcript and 3 professional references. Posted now. Entry level role 22.50hr. 800 applications job expired. made with mematic

My Coworkers Wonder Why Iwont Work On The Backend
Javascript Linux Frontend Backend Cloud
1 month ago 10.8K views 0 shares
myCoworkersWonderWhyIWontWorkOnTheBackend | code-memes, backend-memes, frontend-memes, loc-memes, git-memes, docker-memes, IT-memes, npm-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content How to run the frontend git clone npm i npm start How to run the backend mvn clean install each repos install rancher docker compose run them in a specific order or they dont compile git clone 4 repos change each microservice URI build once, stop it, change the config file with local nuke 6 pages of code or it wont compile

Docker
Cloud
1 month ago 4.7K views 0 shares
docker | image-memes, docker-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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My Container Is Fd This Week
Frontend Cloud
2 months ago 4.6K views 0 shares
myContainerIsFdThisWeek | docker-memes, div-memes, container-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Divorce leads children to the worst places docker

Dev Ops In Five Days
Python AWS Azure Linux Backend
2 months ago 24.0K views 0 shares
devOpsInFiveDays | code-memes, tech-memes, python-memes, management-memes, server-memes, aws-memes, google-memes, git-memes, version-memes, security-memes, bash-memes, azure-memes, docker-memes, performance-memes, elasticsearch-memes, jenkins-memes, search-memes, monitor-memes, cloud-memes, terraform-memes, puppet-memes, kubernetes-memes, container-memes, devops-memes, prometheus-memes, cs-memes, cse-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Excited about DevOps? ... See more Created by: Rocky Bhatia in learnwithrockyonatia.com Your Gateway for Tech Learning Roadmap to Master DevOps Understand the DevOps Culture Grasp Core DevOps Principles GIT Version Contre Sustems Kubernetes Container orchestral Docker Containerisation SOBICH Puppet Infrastructurc as Code Jenkins Continuous Integration A Ansible Configuration Management Continuous Delivery Fundamentals Blue-Green Deployments Prometheus Infrastructure Monitoring Elasticsearch Log Management Security and Compliance Basics BashPython Scripting Auromation Terraform Infrastructure Provisionina Performance Tuning and Benchmarking Disaster Recovery Strategies Continuous Deployment Best Practices AWS, Azure, or Google Cloud Platorm cloud Platform! Istio Istio Service Mesh Architectures enta Learning DevOps Culture Revisited Serverless Architectures in DevOps GO 1,189 36 comments 202 reposts

What About Docker
Cloud
3 months ago 4.0K views 0 shares
whatAboutDocker | tech-memes, docker-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Schizophrenia S a type 1 hypervisor What? You know like.. If a personality can be described as an OS and the patient can have multiple instances at the same time, technically they are a hypervi Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?

I Like Microsoft Paint And Recursion
Javascript Microsoft Python Java Cloud
4 months ago 11.1K views 0 shares
iLikeMicrosoftPaintAndRecursion | docker-memes, recursion-memes, microsoft-memes, container-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content how will I run print(Hello World") I'll run in a docker container But how will I run docker TIl run a A ANSIBLE plavbook! But how will I run A ANSIBLE TIl run in a container! docker MID ViD ProdrammerHumor

The Dark Side Of Using Tilt
Debugging Cloud
6 months ago 5.4K views 0 shares
theDarkSideOfUsingTilt | docker-memes, fix-memes, ide-memes, semicolon-memes, container-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Me waiting for my docker containers to rebuild after fixing a missing semicolon:

I am the IT department
Javascript AWS php Python Java
6 months ago 15.2K views 0 shares
I am the IT department | developer-memes, software-memes, php-memes, java-memes, python-memes, engineer-memes, software engineer-memes, stack-memes, aws-memes, react-memes, git-memes, sql-memes, angular-memes, mongodb-memes, postgresql-memes, docker-memes, recruiters-memes, recruit-memes, mongo-memes, postgres-memes, IT-memes, redis-memes, kubernetes-memes, cs-memes, comment-memes, full stack-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Giulio Carrara 3rd Software Engineer 1d g Dear recruiters, if you are looking for: - Java, Python, PHP - React, Angular - PostgreSQL, Redis, MongoDB - AWS, S3, EC2, ECS, EKS - nix system administration - Git and CI with TDD - Docker, Kubernetes That's not a Full Stack Developer. That's an entire IT department. Yours truly 8,801 391 comments ProarammerHumor.io

Aggro Joe
Python Frontend Cloud
6 months ago 6.1K views 0 shares
aggroJoe | html-memes, server-memes, docker-memes, ML-memes, pip-memes, container-memes, pipeline-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content polarity boosted Matthew Lyon mattlyhachyderm... 3d ago : bob: so how do I serve some html joe: it's not a server, it's a container orchestration system bob: ok it's not a server. How do I send html to a browser? joe: You write a Dockerfile, helm chart, CI pipeline bob: Did you just tell me to go fuck myself? joe: I believe I did, Bob 5 ProdrammerHumor.io