macbook pro Memes

I Have Been Attacked

I Have Been Attacked
Tech bros will drop $5K on a maxed-out MacBook Pro and a $1,500 Herman Miller chair, justifying it with spreadsheets and ROI calculations about "productivity optimization" and "ergonomic investment." Then they'll rotate through the same three wrinkled startup tees from that hackathon in 2017 like it's a capsule wardrobe. The cognitive dissonance is real—your posture gets luxury treatment while your appearance screams "I peaked when we got Series A funding." But hey, at least your lumbar support is premium while you're debugging at 2 AM in a shirt that says "Move Fast and Break Things" (which is now ironic because the company folded).

What More Can I Do?

What More Can I Do?
Content when you buy a MacBook pro, two monitors, an adjustable height desk, and an ergonomic chair and you still can't code KAPWING

Collect Ion

collectIon | iphone-memes, mac-memes, macbook-memes, macbook pro-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes, startup-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Faruk Brbovic darkgaro One benefit of working for startups, you get to keep your Macbook Pro after they fail. I've collected 2 so far this way 10:44 PM 30 Jul 21 Twitter for iPhone 699 Retweets 410 Quote Tweets 3,460 Likes

I have been attacked.

I have been attacked. | tech-memes, iphone-memes, mac-memes, macbook-memes, macbook pro-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes, startup-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Stevie Graham stevegraham Men in tech will literally buy a maxed out MacBook Pro and a Herman Miller chair because "I spend 30-40 of my life using this, the expense is justified" and then spend 247 in the same couple of awfully fitting T-shirts they got for free from some startup 5 years ago. 19:34 26 Dec 21 Twitter for iPhone 694 Retweets 336 Quote Tweets 9,882 Likes

Today I bricked a brand new $3000 MacBook Pro by leaving Vim open and walking away

Today I bricked a brand new $3000 MacBook Pro by leaving Vim open and walking away | vim-memes, mac-memes, macbook-memes, macbook pro-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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This Sub During Holidays

ThisSubDuringHolidays | code-memes, monitor-memes, mac-memes, macbook-memes, macbook pro-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content when you buy a MacBook pro, two monitors, an adjustable height desk, and an ergonomic chair and you still can't code

Hey Apple, I fixed your MacBook Pro marketing material to resonate with us devs

Hey Apple, I fixed your MacBook Pro marketing material to resonate with us devs | tech-memes, web-memes, marketing-memes, apple-memes, devs-memes, image-memes, docker-memes, class-memes, fix-memes, ide-memes, mac-memes, macbook-memes, macbook pro-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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Salaries are out of control

Salaries are out of control | developer-memes, tech-memes, python-memes, rest-memes, email-memes, session-memes, recruit-memes, rds-memes, mac-memes, macbook-memes, macbook pro-memes, space-memes, framework-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content M I hope you are doing well. I will go straight to the point. My client (h for a solid Sr. Python Framework Developer. ) is looking It's a fulltime job, no contractors. Salary range is 150-200k USD per month. Benefits: - Full-remote, but we love getting together to hang out for company offsite - Healthcare, vision, and dental - A great 401 (k) with match - A beefy MacBook Pro with a magical space-faring Steamship on the back Recruiting process: 2 rounds (30 min initial call, three 1-hour sessions: 1 hr technical, 1 hr behavioralcultural, 1 hr previous work review) Is this something you might be interested in? If so, send me your resume and salary expectationrange and I will submit you asap! Any questions, I'm 1 email away! Regards,

Outlook Goes Brrrr

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Well NOW I'm interested!

Well NOW I'm interested! | rest-memes, mac-memes, macbook-memes, macbook pro-memes, space-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content SP ActiveProspect Inc Marketing Software We have great benefits! We don't support IE8 or older Flexible work schedule MacBook Pro Beautiful office space or remote 5 more benefits Learn more

Someone should hook me up

Someone should hook me up | iphone-memes, mac-memes, macbook-memes, macbook pro-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes, startup-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Faruk Brbovic darkgaro One benefit of working for startups, you get to keep your Macbook Pro after they fail. I've collected 2 so far this way 10:44 PM 30 Jul 21 Twitter for iPhone 699 Retweets 410 Quote Tweets 3,460 Likes

Apple Touch Bar for developers will look like this

Apple Touch Bar for developers will look like this | developer-memes, unix-memes, vim-memes, try-memes, loc-memes, lock-memes, command-memes, version-memes, apple-memes, string-memes, list-memes, image-memes, scala-memes, function-memes, class-memes, __init__-memes, mac-memes, macbook-memes, macbook pro-memes, runtime-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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