Breaking Prod: The Chemistry Of Failed Deployments

Developer life Production bugs Breaking bad Deployment hell Code deploy Periodic table Bromine Praseodymium

Programming Debugging Testing Backend Devops

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Breaking Prod: The Chemistry Of Failed Deployments

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When your code finally deploys to production after 47 failed attempts, and now you're just waiting for the inevitable bug reports to roll in. The shirt says it all - Breaking Prod with chemical elements Br (Bromine) and Pr (Praseodymium) in the style of a certain TV show about chemistry. The pure joy on this developer's face is the exact opposite of how their manager will look in approximately 17 minutes.

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