devs Memes

Just Add Multiplayer Bro

Just Add Multiplayer Bro
Content GAME DEVS f чо You guys always act like you're better than me umm PEOPLE WHO NEVER MADE GAME EXPLAINING WITH FULL CONFIDENCE EXACTLY HOW YOUR GAME SHOULD'VE BEEN MADE

Stop Doing Operating Systems

Stop Doing Operating Systems
Content STOP DOING OS • CPUS WERE NOT MEANT TO BE SHARED! • YEARS OF SCHEDULERS yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for running more than one task at a time! • Wanted to terminate a process? We had a tool for that. It was called manual restart. • "Please give me 30 bytes of virtual memory. Please allocate it on the heap. ' - Statements dreamed up by evil wizards. LOOK at what kernel developers have been demanding your respect for all this time, with all the memory and CPUS we built for them. (This is REAL KERNEL CODE, done by REAL KERNEL DEVS): prev_state = READ_ONCE(prev->__state); if (sched mode == SM IDLE) { * This is how we return from a fork. * SCX must consult the BPF scheduler to if (Irq->nr_running 88 !scx_enabled()) { i SYM_CODE_START(ret_from_fork) next = prev; bl schedule_tail goto picked; cbz x19, 1f MOV x0, x20 } else if (! preempt 8& prev_state) { try_to_block_task(rq, prev, prev_state); switch_count = &prev->nvcsw; blr X19 1: get_current_task tsk MoV X0, sp } bl asm_exit_to_user_mode ret_to_user next = pick_next_task(rq, prev, &rf); rq_set_donor(rq, next); SYM_CODE_END(ret_from_fork) NOKPROBE(ret_from_fork) STOCALE UEFANEX drag pushO: __diag_ignore(GCC, 8, "-Wattribute-alias", dancinkage cong sysomndnes Marta, aC vecc, VA AKUS_/ attribute (altas( stringity( se systanane)))); ONGsystanane, ERRNO); _do_systinare(__MAP(X,__SC_DECL,_VA_ARGS_ _se_sysmenare(__MAP(X,__SC_LONG,__VA_ARGS__)): se sysauname MAP(X, SC LONG,VA ARGS_)) do sussunare MAP(X. SC CAST, VA ARGS. _MAP(X, __SC_TEST,__VA_ARGS_ -PROTECT(x, ret,__MAP(X, __SC_ARGS, _VA_ARGS__)): 10000 94 static inline long SYSCALL DESTEX - do systanare (_MaP(X, _ SC_DECL, _ VA ARGS_ ????? ?????? ??????????? Hello I would like to a process please. They have played us for absolute fools.

Honest Devs

Honest Devs
Content Carte Blanche • Deliver the truck to the Separatist base (Approach the base entrance slowly or the game may crash 06 a A. D Turn W) Accelerate 5] Decelerate Brake [I Toggle lights E] Change View R Radio ON / OFF © Exit 750 m

Times Have Changed

timesHaveChanged | hardware-memes, devs-memes, pdf-memes, network-memes, IT-memes, startup-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Startups then "Yeah we built the OS in our garage. You want better hardware? We'll build it this weekend" "How did I bootstrap? Just drove a taxi nights and weekends" "PMF? I just called up people from Yellowbooks until I found a problem worth solving" Startups now "oh this? its just a side project, i call it github" "being a founder is so hard, ive been attending 4 networking parties a day" "we have a pdf, we're raising 5 mil" "we hired 20 devs, we expect to find PMF in 6 months" "we bought the domain name and set up a DAO, brainstorming product ideas now"

Devs, Take some notes.

Devs, Take some notes. | devs-memes, ML-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content I add new file to repository, he adds new file to repository i commit new changes, he commits new changes i push my commits, he has to resolve merge conflicts, great success

Meme From Twitter

memeFromTwitter | code-memes, python-memes, c++-memes, devs-memes, twitter-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] A meme page to check every... 13 Jun C devs when their thousand line code is 0.001 second faster than a 10 line python code

Developers Alwaysfindsway

developersAlwaysfindsway | developer-memes, devs-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes, train-memes, bot-memes, gaming-memes, cs-memes, public-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] 1 Mr John Robertson twitch.tvrobbotron thedark... X Robbotron Follow This is my favourite gaming fact In Fallout 3 the game couldnt support a train for the player to ride in but it could make NPCs walk so the devs made the train a hat. This guy wanders around beneath the ground wearing his Train Hat just being public transport. 1005 AM Feb 18 2020

Full Stack Devs

fullStackDevs | backend-memes, stack-memes, frontend-memes, devs-memes, kde-memes, full stack-memes, fullstack-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] AL FULL STACK DEV T T AT BACKEND AND FRONTEND ST LS TR T

Worst Stereotype Ever

WorstStereotypeEver | code-memes, tech-memes, stack-memes, git-memes, devs-memes, production-memes, full stack-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] Anonymous 102723Fri083926 N0.96937350 DevSecOps endpoints production tech stack code n coffee git merge stage and push full stack portfolio SWE standup emerging technologies 19 KB JPG

Good Luck Devs2025

goodLuckDevs2025 | devs-memes, kde-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] FROFRAMMERS JOB HUNTINE can work 7 days week if the vj. salary pays the rent

Do As Isay Not As Ido

doAsISayNotAsIDo | code-memes, devs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] me explaining best practices to junior devs me writing the worst unmaintainable code ever

We Dont Need Electricity We Are Electricity

weDontNeedElectricityWeAreElectricity | code-memes, devs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content SCIENTISTS HAVE MADE A BRACELET THAT CONVERTS STRESS INTO ELECTRICITY DEVS WORKING ON LEGACY CODE upertinentz