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He Found You

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Oh look, it's the guilt-inducing golden retriever who somehow knows you're scrolling through Reddit instead of fixing that critical bug due tomorrow. Nothing like a judgmental dog nose pressed against your screen to remind you that your code is on fire while you're busy upvoting cat pictures. The dog doesn't care about your "it works on my machine" excuse — he can literally smell your procrastination from across the internet. Better close this tab before your project manager develops the same superpower.

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