The Uncalled Function Mystery

Coding horror Function calls Developer struggles Facepalm Syntax errors Programming basics Functions

Debugging Java Javascript Programming Python

3 months ago 110,126 views 1 shares

The Uncalled Function Mystery

functions-memes, debugging-memes, facepalm-memes, programming-basics-memes, code-fails-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Spent 45 minutes debugging a function that wasn't returning a value, only to realize I never actually called the function in the first place. That moment of realization hits like a ton of bricks—you go from frantically searching for complex bugs to discovering you're the bug. It's like building an entire spaceship and forgetting to press the launch button. The compiler's just sitting there thinking, "I can't believe this human has a CS degree."

More Like This

The Real MVP: Hawaiian Shirt Edition

Debugging Programming Backend

3 days ago 155.3K views 0 shares

The Real MVP: Hawaiian Shirt Edition

Ah, the legendary 10x engineer in his natural habitat—Hawaiian shirt, zero f*cks given, and probably hasn't written a line of documentation since 2012. This guy fixed that critical production bug three years ago with code so cryptic nobody dares touch it. The company keeps him around because he's the only one who understands the legacy codebase written in some obscure language he invented while drunk. Meanwhile, everyone else shows up in business casual trying to look professional while this dude rolls in looking like he's headed to a Jimmy Buffett concert after fixing your entire architecture with a one-liner.

Horrible Fix

Debugging

1 year ago 11.6K views 0 shares

HorribleFix | fix-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Raycasthit hit; Quick Fix... Racist it(tr Vect

Bug free code

Debugging

3 years ago 15.3K views 0 shares

Bug free code | code-memes, bad code-memes, bug-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content BUG FREE WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I REMOVED ALL THE BAD CODE FROM THE APP WHAT'S LEFT OF IT? Hello world Press any key to continue... MONKEYUSER.COM ProdrammerHumor.io

G Old

Debugging Testing

1 year ago 15.6K views 0 shares

gOld | programmer-memes, program-memes, try-memes, password-memes, security-memes, error-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content The Future Programmer TheProgrammerMe God level security Error This password is already used by starboy98. Try another. OK

When Devs Moonlight At McDonald's

Debugging Algorithms Programming

2 months ago 104.6K views 0 shares

When Devs Moonlight At McDonald's

When you ask for "McDouble, only ketchup" and get a sad bun with just ketchup because the fast food worker parsed your request like a poorly written function parameter. Classic case of ambiguous syntax in human-to-human interfaces. Should've used proper operator precedence: (McDouble) && (only ketchup) instead of McDouble && (only ketchup) . The compiler at McDonald's took the literal interpretation.

Honesty Is Key

Debugging Webdev Programming StackOverflow

2 months ago 135.8K views 0 shares

Honesty Is Key

Writing 10 lines of code without frantically Googling for syntax, Stack Overflow solutions, or that one weird error message is basically the programming equivalent of farming your own food. Sure, it's not glamorous or efficient, but there's a simple dignity to it. Modern developers survive on a steady diet of copy-paste and API documentation. Those rare moments when you actually remember how to initialize an array or write a proper regex without digital assistance? Pure, honest work.