Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again?

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Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again?

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The universal IT solution strikes again. While medical equipment keeping someone alive seems like it might warrant a more sophisticated troubleshooting approach than "turn it off and on again," you can't argue with the classics. Somewhere, a hospital administrator is updating their runbook: "Step 1: Reboot patient. Step 2: If patient doesn't respond, check if they're plugged in properly."

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