Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again?

The eternal gang war of programming: res vs ans ! Variable naming conventions that split the coding community faster than tabs vs spaces. One side lazily abbreviates "result" while the other prefers "answer" - both equally useless when you revisit your code six months later wondering what the heck these variables actually store. The true neutral programmers just use x for everything and let chaos reign.

Content Reading documentation in 10 min and then coding the solution Coding first and then debugging it for 10 hours

Content Bug when code is in stage: ZZz Bug when code is promoted to prod: You son of a bitch, I'm

The silent war between developers in a shared repository is brutal. One minute you're proudly displaying your "Days Since Our Last Incident" counter, and the next minute your coworker executes the nuclear option: git rm -rf <repo> followed by git clone <repo> . That's not version control—that's version annihilation . It's the coding equivalent of "have you tried turning it off and on again?" but with a side of existential dread as you watch your commit history potentially vanish into the void. The look of betrayal in the first panel versus the cold, merciless expression in the second panel perfectly captures the emotional damage of repository scorched-earth tactics.

Content 1 Am Devloper iamdevloper spends 1 solid hour fixing a spurious ess layout bug that only appears one manager's laptop oh sorry, I had my browser zoomed in to 110 v

Content Write code The tests fail Write more tests to narrow down the problem Write tests The tests fail Those tests pass The bug was in the test