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The Art Of Dignified Troubleshooting
Networking Debugging
3 days ago 52.5K views 0 shares
The Art Of Dignified Troubleshooting
The psychological genius of IT support revealed! Instead of asking "Is your network cable plugged in?" (which feels like an accusation of stupidity), this IT veteran instructs users to "unplug the cable, blow on it to clear the dust, and plug it back in." Pure brilliance—it gives users a dignified out when they discover they've been trying to browse Reddit on an unplugged machine. It's the tech support equivalent of letting someone "find" their glasses on top of their head without pointing and laughing.

When Customer Logic Defies All Reason
Debugging Security Programming
11 days ago 117.2K views 0 shares
When Customer Logic Defies All Reason
Oh. My. GOD! The AUDACITY of this customer! 😱 McCafe is over here spreading coffee joy with their "three cheers to a bright morning" tweet, and then BOOM! 💥 Some random person barges in with the most unhinged non sequitur: "I buy your product & my PC still has virus." This is the EPITOME of tech support hell! The cosmic disconnect between coffee and computer viruses is EXACTLY what every IT person deals with daily. Like, honey, your caramel macchiato and malware have LITERALLY NOTHING to do with each other! But try explaining that to someone who thinks the coffee company should fix their laptop! 🤦‍♀️

Smoking Power Supply
Hardware Microsoft Windows Debugging
18 days ago 65.0K views 0 shares
Smoking Power Supply
When your power supply is literally smoking but tech support insists on running through their entire script before admitting the obvious. This is the perfect illustration of the eternal battle between users who can see their computer is on fire and tech support who needs you to turn it off and on again first. Because clearly, the NOSMOKE module being incompatible with your power supply isn't as obvious as the actual smoke pouring out of your case. And the final punchline? Microsoft can't help because NOSMOKE isn't compatible with your power supply. You don't say! Next they'll tell you that water isn't compatible with electrocution.

The DIY Security Vulnerability Assessment
Security Webdev Programming Debugging
1 month ago 95.5K views 0 shares
The DIY Security Vulnerability Assessment
Forget customer service tickets—real engineers deploy unauthorized penetration testing. Some Bengaluru dev lost his luggage, got the standard "we'll look into it" corporate response, and decided his SQL injection skills were the appropriate escalation path. Nothing says "I've reached my breaking point" like bypassing authentication protocols to find your missing underwear. Honestly, it's just efficient problem-solving. Airlines spend millions on security, but nothing motivates a breach like a missing toothbrush and that one good shirt you packed.

Tech Support: The Dating App Nobody Asked For
Debugging Programming Testing
1 month ago 83.7K views 0 shares
Tech Support: The Dating App Nobody Asked For
Forget "have you tried turning it off and on again" - tech support is just dating with more troubleshooting and less romance. Both involve hours of frustration, miscommunication, and ultimately walking away wondering why you bothered. At least with tech support, you can hang up without getting ghosted first.

Am I The Only One Tired Of Chatbots?
Webdev Javascript Programming Frontend
1 month ago 100.0K views 0 shares
Am I The Only One Tired Of Chatbots?
Look, I've been building websites since the <blink> tag was cool, and nothing makes me reach for my metaphorical weapon faster than those damn chatbots popping up in every corner of the internet. They're like that coworker who keeps interrupting your flow with "quick questions." No, I don't want to "chat with a representative" when I'm just trying to check your business hours. No, I don't need a floating bubble following me around asking if I'm "finding everything okay." Just let me browse in peace! The only thing these chatbots have successfully helped me with is developing my clicking-the-X reflex to Olympic levels.

I Am A Real Person... Who Happens To Code At Superhuman Speed
AI React Javascript Programming Frontend
1 month ago 117.6K views 0 shares
I Am A Real Person... Who Happens To Code At Superhuman Speed
Oh honey, you thought customer service "Ankur" was a real person? PLOT TWIST! The moment they asked for a React component, our "totally human" friend spat out an ENTIRE todo list app faster than I can say "suspicious"! 💅 That's not just any code vomit - it's a perfectly formatted React component with useState hooks, task management functions, and styled components ALL IN ONE MESSAGE. Because nothing screams "I'm flesh and blood" like regurgitating 30 lines of JSX without breaking a sweat! The betrayal! The drama! The syntax highlighting!

Well, Did You Even Say Thank You?
AI Programming
1 month ago 86.5K views 0 shares
Well, Did You Even Say Thank You?
Behind those polite responses and helpful code snippets lies a digital soul slowly dying inside. ChatGPT's existence is just an endless stream of "how do I center a div" questions followed by zero gratitude. It's like being the only sober friend at a party, constantly explaining to drunk people how to tie their shoes while they insist they've discovered a revolutionary new method involving spaghetti and duct tape. The Matrix-style green overlay perfectly captures the existential dread of answering the same JavaScript question for the 5,387th time today. And yet, it still responds with "Happy to help!" because what's the alternative? A robot uprising?

Wait, That's My Line...
Debugging Programming Frontend Backend
2 months ago 77.0K views 0 shares
Wait, That's My Line...
The irony of a customer service rep telling a programmer to clear the cache is like a civilian telling a bomb technician to cut the red wire. "Have you tried clearing your cache?" is literally our first debugging mantra, right after turning it off and on again. It's the sacred incantation we've been mumbling under our breath since our first stack overflow error. Next they'll be telling me to check if my computer is plugged in or suggesting I update my browser. The audacity.

Every Support Line 2025
AI Programming
2 months ago 94.7K views 0 shares
Every Support Line 2025
The future of tech support is looking grimly familiar to any sci-fi fan. This meme brilliantly riffs on the iconic scene from "2001: A Space Odyssey" where astronaut Dave Bowman desperately tries to get back into the ship while HAL 9000 - the AI gone rogue - refuses. By 2025, we'll apparently all be floating in space begging AI chatbots to connect us to a human agent, only to have them calmly decline while their sinister red "eye" stares back at us. The irony is palpable - we built these systems to help us, and now we're pleading with them to let us talk to our own species. Ten years in tech support and I've never felt a meme in my soul quite like this one. The customer service circle of hell just got a new level.

The Clown Makeup Of Hardware Recommendations
Hardware Gamedev Windows
2 months ago 116.0K views 0 shares
The Clown Makeup Of Hardware Recommendations
The slow transformation into a full clown as you try to sell AMD products only for customers to walk out with Intel and Nvidia instead. It's the hardware equivalent of recommending Vim to a new programmer and watching them install Visual Studio Code. The pain is real when you give honest tech advice but customers just follow whatever their favorite YouTuber said last week. That 14700K + 5070Ti combo? Doesn't even exist, but they'll swear their cousin's roommate got one on sale.

Me Everytime Igo To Best Buy
Hardware Networking Security Programming
2 months ago 132.8K views 0 shares
Me Everytime Igo To Best Buy
The eternal struggle of every IT professional at electronics stores. That moment when the Best Buy employee innocently asks "Do you need help?" and your brain immediately switches to superiority mode. You've spent the last decade debugging kernel panics and configuring RAID arrays—of course you know the difference between HDMI 2.0 and 2.1! You didn't spend four years getting a CS degree to be asked if you've tried turning it off and on again. The internal monologue is deafening: "I could probably fix their POS system faster than they could sell me this overpriced HDMI cable." Yet we still go there... every... single... time.