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Logitech Customer Support Conversations Get A Little Bit Too Real

10 days ago 47.0K views 0 shares

Oh. My. GOD. The existential CRISIS of tech support in its purest form! 😱 Support rep Sanjay is out here trying to be a THERAPIST while this poor soul is having a complete meltdown over a malfunctioning mouse. "Nothing helped I'm afraid" isn't just about the mouse anymore—it's about LIFE, people! And then Sanjay with the philosophical "May I know why you are afraid?" like he's ready to dive into the customer's childhood trauma. HONEY, THE MOUSE IS THE LEAST OF THEIR PROBLEMS NOW! The customer's deadpan "it's a figure of speech" response is the tech support equivalent of "Sir, this is a Wendy's." Pure comedy GOLD in the trenches of hardware support hell!

I Am Not Author Rized

Javascript Webdev Security Programming Frontend

12 days ago 67.6K views 0 shares

Customer service rep: "I'm not allowed to tell you how to bypass our paywall." Also customer service rep: *proceeds to explain exactly how to bypass the paywall while technically denying help* It's the digital equivalent of saying "Whatever you do, don't look in that drawer where I definitely didn't hide your birthday present." The beautiful malicious compliance of someone who hates their job just enough to follow the rules while completely undermining them. Corporate paywalls: 0, Chaotic good customer service: 1.

Steam Sales: The Publisher's Nightmare

Gamedev

16 days ago 64.1K views 0 shares

The eternal battle between game companies and Valve's Steam platform in one perfect image. On the left, major publishers (EA, Ubisoft, Microsoft, etc.) screaming bloody murder while Steam casually responds with "I like to provide good discounts and customer service" alongside that sweet -95% tag. It's basically the gaming industry's version of that meeting where someone suggests actually making customers happy and gets thrown out the window. The difference is Steam actually did it and now has everyone's wallet in a stranglehold.

The Art Of Dignified Troubleshooting

Networking Debugging

24 days ago 61.1K views 0 shares

The psychological genius of IT support revealed! Instead of asking "Is your network cable plugged in?" (which feels like an accusation of stupidity), this IT veteran instructs users to "unplug the cable, blow on it to clear the dust, and plug it back in." Pure brilliance—it gives users a dignified out when they discover they've been trying to browse Reddit on an unplugged machine. It's the tech support equivalent of letting someone "find" their glasses on top of their head without pointing and laughing.

When Customer Logic Defies All Reason

Debugging Security Programming

1 month ago 126.6K views 0 shares

Oh. My. GOD! The AUDACITY of this customer! 😱 McCafe is over here spreading coffee joy with their "three cheers to a bright morning" tweet, and then BOOM! 💥 Some random person barges in with the most unhinged non sequitur: "I buy your product & my PC still has virus." This is the EPITOME of tech support hell! The cosmic disconnect between coffee and computer viruses is EXACTLY what every IT person deals with daily. Like, honey, your caramel macchiato and malware have LITERALLY NOTHING to do with each other! But try explaining that to someone who thinks the coffee company should fix their laptop! 🤦‍♀️

Smoking Power Supply

Hardware Microsoft Windows Debugging

1 month ago 71.2K views 0 shares

When your power supply is literally smoking but tech support insists on running through their entire script before admitting the obvious. This is the perfect illustration of the eternal battle between users who can see their computer is on fire and tech support who needs you to turn it off and on again first. Because clearly, the NOSMOKE module being incompatible with your power supply isn't as obvious as the actual smoke pouring out of your case. And the final punchline? Microsoft can't help because NOSMOKE isn't compatible with your power supply. You don't say! Next they'll tell you that water isn't compatible with electrocution.

The DIY Security Vulnerability Assessment

Security Webdev Programming Debugging

1 month ago 103.6K views 0 shares

The DIY Security Vulnerability Assessment

Forget customer service tickets—real engineers deploy unauthorized penetration testing. Some Bengaluru dev lost his luggage, got the standard "we'll look into it" corporate response, and decided his SQL injection skills were the appropriate escalation path. Nothing says "I've reached my breaking point" like bypassing authentication protocols to find your missing underwear. Honestly, it's just efficient problem-solving. Airlines spend millions on security, but nothing motivates a breach like a missing toothbrush and that one good shirt you packed.

Tech Support: The Dating App Nobody Asked For

Debugging Programming Testing

2 months ago 90.6K views 0 shares

Tech Support: The Dating App Nobody Asked For

Forget "have you tried turning it off and on again" - tech support is just dating with more troubleshooting and less romance. Both involve hours of frustration, miscommunication, and ultimately walking away wondering why you bothered. At least with tech support, you can hang up without getting ghosted first.

Am I The Only One Tired Of Chatbots?

Webdev Javascript Programming Frontend

2 months ago 107.8K views 0 shares

Look, I've been building websites since the <blink> tag was cool, and nothing makes me reach for my metaphorical weapon faster than those damn chatbots popping up in every corner of the internet. They're like that coworker who keeps interrupting your flow with "quick questions." No, I don't want to "chat with a representative" when I'm just trying to check your business hours. No, I don't need a floating bubble following me around asking if I'm "finding everything okay." Just let me browse in peace! The only thing these chatbots have successfully helped me with is developing my clicking-the-X reflex to Olympic levels.

I Am A Real Person... Who Happens To Code At Superhuman Speed

AI React Javascript Programming Frontend

2 months ago 130.8K views 0 shares

I Am A Real Person... Who Happens To Code At Superhuman Speed

Oh honey, you thought customer service "Ankur" was a real person? PLOT TWIST! The moment they asked for a React component, our "totally human" friend spat out an ENTIRE todo list app faster than I can say "suspicious"! 💅 That's not just any code vomit - it's a perfectly formatted React component with useState hooks, task management functions, and styled components ALL IN ONE MESSAGE. Because nothing screams "I'm flesh and blood" like regurgitating 30 lines of JSX without breaking a sweat! The betrayal! The drama! The syntax highlighting!

Well, Did You Even Say Thank You?

AI Programming

2 months ago 94.5K views 0 shares

Behind those polite responses and helpful code snippets lies a digital soul slowly dying inside. ChatGPT's existence is just an endless stream of "how do I center a div" questions followed by zero gratitude. It's like being the only sober friend at a party, constantly explaining to drunk people how to tie their shoes while they insist they've discovered a revolutionary new method involving spaghetti and duct tape. The Matrix-style green overlay perfectly captures the existential dread of answering the same JavaScript question for the 5,387th time today. And yet, it still responds with "Happy to help!" because what's the alternative? A robot uprising?

Wait, That's My Line...

Debugging Programming Frontend Backend

2 months ago 84.1K views 0 shares

The irony of a customer service rep telling a programmer to clear the cache is like a civilian telling a bomb technician to cut the red wire. "Have you tried clearing your cache?" is literally our first debugging mantra, right after turning it off and on again. It's the sacred incantation we've been mumbling under our breath since our first stack overflow error. Next they'll be telling me to check if my computer is plugged in or suggesting I update my browser. The audacity.

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