Bug Amnesia

Seventeen days in and this developer has already achieved enlightenment: deleting dead code with zero hesitation. Most engineers spend months tiptoeing around unused functions like they're ancient artifacts that might curse the entire codebase if disturbed. Not this legend. They're out here Marie Kondo-ing the repo on day seventeen, yeeting functions straight to main like they own the place. The energy here is immaculate. No pull request anxiety, no "but what if we need it later?" Just pure, unfiltered confidence in code deletion. Either they're incredibly brave or their onboarding process was chef's kiss . Meanwhile, senior devs are probably sweating bullets wondering if that function was actually load-bearing for some obscure edge case from 2019. Pro tip: Dead code is like that gym membership you never use. It costs nothing to keep around, but deep down you know it's just taking up space and making you feel guilty.

Content IDE: Has proper debugging tools Programmer: console.log("I got here")

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Construction workers building a completely misaligned brick wall is basically the software development lifecycle in one image. "Just keep coding. We can always fix it later" is the mantra that turns 2-week sprints into 6-month refactoring nightmares. The technical debt pictured here would make even the most optimistic project manager cry. But hey, at least it compiles.

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Content twitter the-algorithm Public Code Issues 121 8? Pull requests 4 New issue Jump to bottom Delete Twitter 527 Open Luew2 opened this issue 8 minutes ago 1 comment Luew2 commented 8 minutes ago Delete Twitter B 3 AlexPerathoner commented now Already discussed in 330 and 314 However, it's still relevant, so 1