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The AI Approval Process

AI Algorithms Programming Python

1 month ago 128.3K views 0 shares

The AI Approval Process

HONEY, THEY'RE NOT EVEN TRYING TO HIDE IT ANYMORE! 💀 The "sophisticated AI" behind health insurance claims is literally just import random and a coin flip between "deny" and "approve"?! I. AM. DECEASED. This is the technological equivalent of discovering your surgeon is actually just two raccoons in a lab coat. The absolute AUDACITY of companies claiming their "advanced algorithms" are anything more than digital dice rolls! Your life-saving medication approval? RANDOM CHANCE, BABY! 🎲

Is Scratch Considered A Programming Language

Programming Algorithms

1 month ago 77.0K views 0 shares

Is Scratch Considered A Programming Language

The code blocks in this Scratch program are implementing what appears to be a doctor's appointment speedrun algorithm. Each block meticulously outlines the NPC-like movements required to navigate healthcare: door → reception → receptionist → doctor. But then the punchline hits with "I am legally not allowed to finish this joke" - implying the program was about to execute some hilariously dark healthcare system critique that would violate Scratch's family-friendly policies. It's basically the programming equivalent of self-censoring right before dropping the spiciest take on the American healthcare system. Truly chaotic neutral energy.