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Oh honey, they really thought they did something here. "Trespassers will be forced to debug PHP code" – yeah, because nothing says "effective deterrent" like threatening people with the digital equivalent of medieval torture. Plot twist: every developer who sees this sign is immediately breaking in just to prove they can survive the chaos. It's like telling a masochist "don't touch that, it hurts" – you're basically BEGGING them to do it. The sign might as well read "Free punishment for people who hate themselves!" because debugging PHP is the kind of pain that makes you question your entire existence and career choices. 10/10 would trespass again just for the thrill.

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