Lamborghini Code In A Bus Codebase

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That fancy Lamborghini code snippet you copied from Stack Overflow versus the janky bus implementation you somehow duct-taped around it. The real magic of software engineering isn't writing elegant algorithms—it's making that beautiful 3-line solution work with your spaghetti codebase that's held together by caffeine and desperation. And yet, somehow, the monstrosity still gets passengers from A to B. Ship it!

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