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The eternal software development hierarchy in action! Junior dev: "Hey, could you help me with this simple question?" Senior dev: *aggressively sprays* "JUST GOOGLE IT!" That moment when Stack Overflow's "marked as duplicate" PTSD kicks in IRL. The senior's not being cruel - they're teaching the sacred developer ritual of exhausting all search options before disturbing The Elders. It's basically coding's version of "teach a man to fish" except with more passive-aggressive spraying.

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