Fixing CAPTCHA in 2023

Content oscherler JavaScript makes me want to flip the table and say "Fuck this shit", but I can never be sure what "this" refers to. 7:03 AM Oct 30. 2015 Twitterrific for Mac 1.2K Retweets 1.3K Likes

That moment when you're just trying to write a simple loop but somehow end up implementing cryptographic-grade randomness in C. Nobody plans to become a cryptographer, it just happens while you're debugging pointer arithmetic at 3 AM. The worst part? You'll never be able to reproduce this accidental genius again. Your code is now simultaneously terrible and brilliant—Schrödinger's algorithm.

Content When you add a string to an integer and wait for an error but javascript returns a string JS Parkour!

Content Pranay Pathole PPathole Find bug, write fix Click 'run', bug is still there Pull hair out over why obvious solution isn't working Question career choices Realise you didn't hit 'build and run'

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The eternal IT paradox: "Trust but verify" taken to its logical extreme. Poor Eric drove two hours just to press a power button that three people swore was already on. This is why we develop trust issues and insist on seeing error logs ourselves. Nothing quite builds character like a 4-hour round trip to flip a switch that takes 2 seconds. The server was probably running perfectly... in someone's imagination.