I Don't Always Test My Code

Ah, the sweet innocence of AI coding assistants. You ask them to fix one simple bug, and they happily fly away while your codebase explodes in the background. Twenty years in this industry and I've learned one truth: the only thing more dangerous than a junior dev with admin access is an AI confidently "helping" your code. The smug little face says it all - "My work here is done!" Meanwhile, you're left explaining to the product manager why the login button now launches nuclear missiles. Classic case of the cure being worse than the disease.

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HONEY, PLEASE! The expectations vs. reality of programming is the most dramatic betrayal since my coffee promised to wake me up but didn't! 💅 Everyone thinks we're these mysterious hackers in hoodies, typing at lightning speed with perfect precision. Meanwhile, the ACTUAL truth is us staring at the screen with the emotional depth of a confused child trying to solve quantum physics after eating glue. That look of existential dread isn't because we're contemplating complex algorithms - it's because we've spent 4 HOURS trying to find a missing semicolon! THE AUDACITY of programming languages to break over punctuation!

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The universe has a sick sense of humor when it comes to debugging. You stare at your screen for hours, nothing. Take one bite of lunch? Ding! Lightbulb moment. Go on vacation? Two brilliant solutions pop up. But the true galaxy-brain debugging happens when you're trapped on the porcelain throne with no computer in sight - suddenly your mind unleashes a torrent of solutions more powerful than the flush. The bathroom is where your brain finally decides to stop buffering and deliver that O(1) solution you've been hunting for days. Coincidence? I think not. Your brain is just waiting for the moment when you're literally unable to implement anything.