The Ultimate Job Security Hack

Content 6 Answers order by votes 27 No, C doesn't have classes. That said, there are ways of simulating object-oriented programming in C - a quick Google search should yield some useful results. Share Improve this answer Follow Stuart Golodetz 19.1k 3 45 79 answered Apr 25 '12 at 12:43 edited Feb 4 '20 at 19:00 I would say there's no class keyword in C but you can still have classes. - Andreas Brick Apr 25 '12 at 12:44 72 "a quick Google search should yield some useful results" is not a sentence that should appear on stackoverflow. - naught101 Apr 21 '19 at 10:49 20 I found this answer via Google and, following your advice, I am now stuck in an infinite loop. - Michael P. Bazos May 8 '20 at 11:31 Add a comment

The genius here is that Rust's entire existence revolves around the Result<T, E> and Option<T> types, which you literally have to unwrap using .unwrap() , .expect() , or proper error handling. So when Christmas rolls around and Rust devs are told to unwrap presents, their brains immediately go into panic mode—not the fun kind, but the thread-panicking kind that crashes your program. The penguin's concerned side-eye captures that exact moment when a Rust developer realizes they can't just pattern match their way out of this social interaction or use if let Some(gift) = present to safely extract the contents. No borrow checker to save you from Aunt Linda asking why you're still single, buddy.

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Look at this system monitor showing 199 YEARS of uptime! The classic "user reports impossible technical data" syndrome strikes again. Either this machine has been running since the 1820s (pre-electricity era, impressive!), or someone doesn't understand that uptime is measured in days:hours:minutes:seconds. But sure, go ahead and tell me about your 217,009 handles while running Chrome and IE simultaneously. Next they'll report their CPU temperature is -459°F because "it feels really cool."

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