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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot
The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb
HTTP 418: I'm a teapot
The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb
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Well….AI Strikes Again..
AI
Linux
2 months ago
74.5M views
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So apparently Linux desktop market share surged past 10% and some genius AI decided the only logical explanation is... bots. Because clearly, humans couldn't possibly choose Linux voluntarily, right? The sheer panic in that reaction is chef's kiss. It's like watching someone accidentally admit that any success for Linux must be artificial because their worldview can't handle the alternative. Year of the Linux Desktop finally arrives and AI's like "nah, that's sus." The irony of an AI bot calling out other bots while probably running on Linux servers is just *magnificent*.
Dev Ops Prank Email Bot
Devops
AWS
Cloud
Git
Programming
1 year ago
738.4K views
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OH. MY. GOD. The ABSOLUTE VILLAIN creating a bot to send heart-attack-inducing emails to poor unsuspecting GitHub users! 😱 Nothing says "Happy Friday night" like making developers FRANTICALLY check their AWS console at 11PM while their dinner gets cold and their date wonders why they're hyperventilating! $30,000 in cloud costs?! That's not a bill, that's a down payment on a HOUSE! The sheer CHAOS this would cause in Slack channels everywhere... DevOps teams would be having emergency meetings while still in their pajamas! Pure EVIL GENIUS wrapped in a 280-character tweet!
I Have A New Idea For This Weekend
AWS
Cloud
Devops
Git
Programming
1 year ago
655.7K views
0 shares
Causing mass cardiac events in the developer community with a single email. Pure evil. The beauty is in the timing - 11PM Friday when everyone's either drunk or asleep, ensuring maximum panic when they finally see it Saturday morning with a hangover. The $30,000 figure is just specific enough to be believable. Somewhere, an AWS engineer just felt a disturbance in the force.
When Your AI Reviewer Takes "Child.kill()" A Bit Too Literally
Python
AI
Programming
Git
Debugging
1 year ago
666.5K views
2 shares
The AI ethics bot just witnessed a child.kill() function and had a full-blown existential crisis. Classic case of "context matters" in programming. The bot's like "I can't assist with violence!" while the code's just handling thread management. Look at that beautiful irony - a recursively named AI refusing to help with perfectly innocent code because it contains a murder-sounding method. Six years of code reviews and I've never seen an AI clutch its digital pearls this hard.
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Most Useful Letter
Backend
1 year ago
274.7K views
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Content RandomThoughts uTongueTiedTyrant 6h C is a worthless letter Random Thought It makes 2 different sounds. a K sound, and an S sound. Both of which are already covered. by K. and S. (mic drop) 4 195 320 Comments thebigvsbattlesfan 4h but the internet mostly runs on C : Reply 4 12
Every Leadership Team
Programming
1 year ago
271.1K views
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[text] just one more LLM bro. i promise bro just one more LLM and well automate away all our bro. its just a Al chatbot bro. Al and problems please just one more. one more We save another 12 minutes per month brO cmon just give me 9 million processors and well acheive AGI promise bro. bro bro please we just need to build one more
Screw Licenses
Programming
1 year ago
179.7K views
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[text] yacineMTB i would invest in his company immediately dawg i chatgptd the license anyone is free to use our app for free for whatever they want. if theres a problem with the license just Imk ill change it. we busy building rn cant be bothered with legal OF e V s4s Q FRYING PAN CodeFryingPan56m Last edited 1156 PM Sep 29 2024 229.7K Views
Markedsafe
Linux
1 year ago
290.9K views
0 shares
[text] Young Elon To replace programmers with Robots clients will have to accurately describe what they want. Were safe.
Developers Alwaysfindsway
Python
1 year ago
397.2K views
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[text] 1 Mr John Robertson twitch.tvrobbotron thedark... X Robbotron Follow This is my favourite gaming fact In Fallout 3 the game couldnt support a train for the player to ride in but it could make NPCs walk so the devs made the train a hat. This guy wanders around beneath the ground wearing his Train Hat just being public transport. 1005 AM Feb 18 2020
Both Are The Same Honestly
Programming
1 year ago
165.5K views
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Be Rich By Sabotaging Your Own Code
Debugging
1 year ago
162.4K views
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Programming
1 year ago
232.5K views
0 shares
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