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Ah yes, the classic "temporary solution" that somehow survives three system migrations, two CTO changes, and the heat death of the universe. That duct-taped code snippet from 2012 labeled "TODO: fix later" is now running critical infrastructure at Fortune 500 companies. The only thing more permanent than a temporary fix is the existential dread of the developer who has to maintain it.

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Content JO Certainly! Here is a Python function that takes either the number 3 or the number 5 as input, and returns the other number: ( Copy code def getothernumber (n: int) - int: if n 3: return 5 elif n 5: return 3 else: raise ValueError ("Input must be either 3 or 5.") I'm sorry, by 'shorter' i meant without using 'if' clauses Certainly! Here is a version of the code that does not use any 'if' clauses: Copy code def getothernumber (n: int) - int: return 6 - n This code takes advantage of the fact that the input is always either 3 or 5, and that the sum of 3 and 5 is always 6. Therefore, if we subtract the

Just like vampires HISS and RECOIL at the mere sight of sunlight, and Superman RUNS FOR HIS LIFE from a tiny green rock, developers everywhere are DRAMATICALLY FLINGING THEMSELVES away from the most TERRIFYING monster of all - DOCUMENTATION! 💀 The sheer HORROR of having to read or (gasp!) WRITE documentation has developers everywhere breaking into cold sweats. Who needs that kind of trauma when you can just wing it and cry later? It's not like anyone's going to read it anyway! The code should speak for itself... right? RIGHT?!

Looking at that isEven function hurts my soul on a spiritual level. Someone's literally checking if a number is even by hard-coding individual cases (0 is even, 1 is odd, 2 is even, 3 is odd...) instead of just using the modulo operator ( return num % 2 === 0 ). And they're doing this while casually flying 30,000 feet in the air with a gorgeous view! The perfect combo of terrible code and flex. My sanity would jump out that window faster than you can say "runtime complexity."