The Clipboard Catastrophe

User error Data loss Keyboard shortcuts Ui design Ctrl+x Cut command Clipboard Memory buffer

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The Clipboard Catastrophe

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When you press Ctrl+X on your grocery list but forget to press Ctrl+V at the store. That devastating moment when your carefully curated data structure vanishes into the void of clipboard memory, leaving you to debug your shopping algorithm with nothing but tears and the faint memory of what you needed. The real reason programmers hate stateless protocols.

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