Coffee Is My Best Friend

Found the perfect cleaner for my JavaScript codebase! That "00 null null" label is basically what my console looks like after a late-night coding session. This German toilet cleaner promises to eliminate 99.9% of bugs—I mean bacteria—which is still better odds than my code reviews. If only debugging was as simple as squirting this into my IDE. The "4 in 1" feature must be for handling undefined, null, NaN, and my will to live after hunting reference errors.

Content 1 got laid off and been searching since basically 2021. At the end of my rope. Reply 4 2 3 As a software engineer? With how much experience? 4 2 20 years I feel like a wet fart in a hurricane 4 2 Oof ageism in tech is a huge thing. I'm sorry to hear that. 4 42 5 I'm 34.

Shopify exec just casually ending the careers of countless "idea people" who've spent years perfecting the phrase "I'll get the devs to build that." Somewhere, a PM is frantically Googling "how to code hello world" while sweating through their Patagonia vest. The ultimate "put up or shut up" moment for those who've been drawing boxes on whiteboards and calling it "product vision."

[text] So who are you Ijust told you You said youre not x.

Admin: "Try a silly phrase for your password!" User: *types "Sausage-addicted Kookaburra too fat to fly"* Password requirements: "Your password must contain at least one uppercase letter, one lowercase letter, one number, and one special character." User: *stares blankly at screen, contemplating career change* The eternal struggle between helpful password suggestions and the arcane requirements that make you want to just use "Password123!" for everything.

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