Coffee Is My Best Friend

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Coffee Is My Best Friend

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The sacred pipeline of productivity! Coffee enters the system, undergoes mysterious internal processing, and somehow transforms into functioning code. That little "Magic" bubble is the part none of us understand but desperately rely on. The truth is, without this liquid compiler, most of us would just be staring blankly at our IDEs wondering why semicolons exist. The best part? When the coffee runs out, so does the code. It's basically dependency injection for humans.

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