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Chrome Incognito: "Isn't the internet wonderful!" *sips colorful cocktail in Hawaiian shirt* Tor Browser: "I have seen horrible things" *clutches bottle, traumatized in trench coat* The actual dark web user: *thousand-yard stare of someone who's ventured into digital places where even system admins fear to tread* It's like comparing someone who thinks using private browsing to watch YouTube without recommendations is "hacking" versus the person who knows exactly which ports your firewall has left open since 2017.

When your colleague asks you to review their code and you have absolutely no idea what it does, but you don't want to look stupid in front of everyone. That moment when you're nodding along in the code review meeting, praying nobody asks you a follow-up question that will expose your complete lack of understanding. "Yep, those 500 lines of regex look great to me!" The third panel is just everyone celebrating that the meeting ended without you being exposed as a fraud. Sweet victory.

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